So I hadn't looked at my Google Analytics lately (which is odd because no one enjoys a quick tugjob on the ego like me) but boy am I glad I did.
I know this is a fairly common post in the blogosphere, but some of these are too good not to share.
So without further adieu, search results that brought people to The 'Neck -
Licking my own nipples
90's dragon shirts
Angry drunk best friend straight gay video game
Bob Golic has turned into a republican asshole
Fire captain sweat pants
Supercollider? i hardly know her! dont get it
Vegetarians and witches
Whooping, hollering and holding back tears
A shirt that combined nerdiness, puns, and redneck culture
Awkward fucking pterodactyl
So which is your favorite?
Mine, personally, is "Awkward fucking pterodactyl". It just raises so many questions.
Why were they searching for an awkward pterodactyl?
Were they asking for one that was fucking or were they using that to ensure the level of awkward?
How does someone who knows how to spell "pterodactyl" want to search for this?
And did they find what they were looking for?
I can only hope.