I got nothing.
Sorry guys, I think shaving off my beard made me less creative - like Samson but with a way bigger nose.
So here is what I propose -
I'm going to start a story - and I want you all to continue it in the comments section.
I'll give the first sentence - the first commenter does another sentence, the second commenter continues from there and so on.
This is partially because I am lazy and partially because I want to see where this goes. I hope somewhere sexy. Or scary. Or sexcary. That sounds like a porn name.
There once was a man from Cleveland...