You know how sometimes you get stuck in those situations where you REALLY hope your friends don't catch you? Like you are dancing around the house in your underwear to "I'm Still Standing" and then you realize your blinds were open. Or your girlfriend makes you wear something ridiculous and you end up at a bar you know your friends frequent.
I do that with aliens.
For some reason, I am really concerned that aliens are going to come land on our planet and we are going to be doing something REALLY stupid.
What if aliens broke into a high school dance? They'd see all that awkward dancing, acne and Chris Brown songs being played. Of course they would invade our planet after that. We just have to hope to GOD that someone pulls them in the boy's room and gets them stoned, otherwise it would be Independence Day in the school cafeteria.
Or what if the aliens land in the middle of a giant sporting event. How the hell am I going to explain THAT to them?
"You see guys, they use these clubs and try to put these little balls in a hole at the end."
"And people watch that? What is the point? How does that help make food or advance technology?"
"Well - the good ones get to bang a bunch of hot chicks."
Even aliens have to understand chasing the tail.