The Lady Friend and I randomly decided on Tuesday that we were flying to Montreal on Saturday. I wouldn't even really call it a vacation - vacations are planned for. This is like a field trip. We are the equivalent of a 6th grade class learning the ins and outs of a far away and foreign culture.
I've been to Windsor (the strip club capital of the US) and Toronto recently, but this will be my first trip back to Montreal since I was but a wee lad.
I wonder what these strange and exotic people will be like. Will they have funny accents and strange clothes? Will they have ever seen 'the White Man' before? Will their women walk around sans clothes, unaware of Western Civilization's shame in nudity?
Or will it just be a lot of denim and maple syrup?
Either way I am excited, lets just hope they didn't find a way to screw up bacon.
Bon Voyage (see, I'm already learning their language)
Side Note - I need your best Canada jokes to fend off all the politeness and hospitality. These colors don't run!