Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Tuesday - Mass Debate Edition

Ok. I need your help.

You've seen my roommate and I argue over women before, mainly Queen Latifah, but we argue over most any girl on TV. Or the internet. Or that girl that might be missing a chromosome that works at Target. I so would.

But for all of these "Would Ya?" arguments, no one has divided our personal moral standards like...

Serena Williams

With her inclusion on the cover of ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue", the argument has come to a head.

Which is where you come in (thats what she said). Here is the cover of the magazine; no fancy jokes, no innuendos, I just want to know if you would get jiggy with it.

Nana na na nana na na.



The ball's in your court (Ok, I couldn't resist ONE lame joke).

(Side note - tomorrow will be the unveiling of Ben from No Ordinary Rollercoaster's video entry for a question I submitted to him last week. I'll warn you...it's epic. He totally Michael Jackson'd the Farrah Fawcett that is my blog on this one. Stay tuned.)

20 comments:

moooooog35 said...

I was not considering Serena Williams until my ESPN magazine came out.

Now I all willing to be her 'ball boy' if you know what I'm sayin'.

I also never considered banging a one-legged chick either, but the girl in there is too hot to deny a limbless beauty of my sexification.

I would totally prosthetic the shit out of her.

I think the 'ball boy' analogy worked better.

Matt said...

of course, dude.

Mike said...

It could be dangerous. If you didn't perform up to her standards she could beat the crap out of you.

Idea #527 said...

I know I'm a girl. . . but Serena Williams actually looks like a female in the picture. Sometimes when she plays tennis I wonder if she's a male in drag. . . but seriously. . . she looks good.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like 4 for me and 0 for you Narm.....I'm liking the way this is looking!

-the roomate

Ed Adams said...

Venus is still the Hotter sister.

That being said....

I would totally whack her balls with my racket....err.....wait....she could totally serve my balls with her backstroke.....err.....I'd hit that.

mysterg said...

No I would pass. One airbrushed photograph does not make up for all that manly grunting!

Chris said...

There is something wrong with you if you wouldn't. She's fucking hot.

Chris Allin said...

As long as she promised not to eat me after like thos predatory female spiders.

Marie said...

Is this question only for guys? Well if it is I don't care, I'm answering anyway: nope on this one. She scares me.

Toe said...

Serena Williams has man face. Also her arms are huge. Actually from the boobs up I say she's a guy.

Andhari said...

She's kinda scary, I think she can twist a guy's neck if they do her wrong. Just saying!

Violet said...

No, never. She looks too much like a man, I prefer a real man....ohhhh! Yeah, I said that!

Kristen said...

Why is she all oily?

Allison M. said...

She looks pretty good there. Oil and all.

fgrngtllt said...

i would but minus all tht unnecessary oil!

cos for once in serena's life she looks all woman!

the projectivist said...

interesting: all the women are giving a resounding No
and the men are up for some SerenaManLove.

oh you men!

A said...

Hell no. But then I'm not a man and can't understand wanting to screw most anything with an orifice.
I want a man OR a woman...nothing in btwn.

laurajane said...

TNT.

that stands for "thanks, no thanks".

p-huong said...

Too thick for my liking.