You've seen my roommate and I argue over women before, mainly Queen Latifah, but we argue over most any girl on TV. Or the internet. Or that girl that might be missing a chromosome that works at Target. I so would.
But for all of these "Would Ya?" arguments, no one has divided our personal moral standards like...
Serena Williams
With her inclusion on the cover of ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue", the argument has come to a head.
Which is where you come in (thats what she said). Here is the cover of the magazine; no fancy jokes, no innuendos, I just want to know if you would get jiggy with it.
Nana na na nana na na.
The ball's in your court (Ok, I couldn't resist ONE lame joke).
(Side note - tomorrow will be the unveiling of Ben from No Ordinary Rollercoaster's video entry for a question I submitted to him last week. I'll warn you...it's epic. He totally Michael Jackson'd the Farrah Fawcett that is my blog on this one. Stay tuned.)
20 comments:
I was not considering Serena Williams until my ESPN magazine came out.
Now I all willing to be her 'ball boy' if you know what I'm sayin'.
I also never considered banging a one-legged chick either, but the girl in there is too hot to deny a limbless beauty of my sexification.
I would totally prosthetic the shit out of her.
I think the 'ball boy' analogy worked better.
of course, dude.
It could be dangerous. If you didn't perform up to her standards she could beat the crap out of you.
I know I'm a girl. . . but Serena Williams actually looks like a female in the picture. Sometimes when she plays tennis I wonder if she's a male in drag. . . but seriously. . . she looks good.
That sounds like 4 for me and 0 for you Narm.....I'm liking the way this is looking!
-the roomate
Venus is still the Hotter sister.
That being said....
I would totally whack her balls with my racket....err.....wait....she could totally serve my balls with her backstroke.....err.....I'd hit that.
No I would pass. One airbrushed photograph does not make up for all that manly grunting!
There is something wrong with you if you wouldn't. She's fucking hot.
As long as she promised not to eat me after like thos predatory female spiders.
Is this question only for guys? Well if it is I don't care, I'm answering anyway: nope on this one. She scares me.
Serena Williams has man face. Also her arms are huge. Actually from the boobs up I say she's a guy.
She's kinda scary, I think she can twist a guy's neck if they do her wrong. Just saying!
No, never. She looks too much like a man, I prefer a real man....ohhhh! Yeah, I said that!
Why is she all oily?
She looks pretty good there. Oil and all.
i would but minus all tht unnecessary oil!
cos for once in serena's life she looks all woman!
interesting: all the women are giving a resounding No
and the men are up for some SerenaManLove.
oh you men!
Hell no. But then I'm not a man and can't understand wanting to screw most anything with an orifice.
I want a man OR a woman...nothing in btwn.
TNT.
that stands for "thanks, no thanks".
Too thick for my liking.
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