America - we have a problem.
Not only are Canadians smart, polite and cultured -
I know - I know. We thought we could get away with being simple-minded, unintelligent fatsos because Guns N' Roses was born here.
So did I.
But after this past weekend's trip to Montreal - they are all cool. Every single one of them. Even Canadian Nerds could be Mayor of Cleveland in like a week due to sheer coolness.
Walking down the street is like walking through an episode of any show on the CW - just pretty people dressed in crazy clothing everywhere.
And they're smart.
They speak somewhere between 14-72 languages. I am pretty sure they just make up languages when they get bored and then speak those. I barely speak English. The next closest thing I speak is Ebonics - but I only took two semesters of it and used freetranslations.com for all the tests.
All I'm saying is that as long as Bill Murray is alive, we will still be the coolest country in the world. But when he's gone - watch out.
Next thing you know we'll be the U.S.Eh?