Monday, October 26, 2009

Moody Blues

Man was I in a bad mood last week.

Like horrible bad.

Like El Nino was going to ask to borrow my stapler, saw the look on my face and went and destroyed South America instead.

I was in a bad mood -

And it was...AWESOME.

Bad moods might be one of my favorite things ever. Just hating everything. Cursing people for no apparent reason. Over-the-top uses of sarcasm. It all rules.

I actually prefer to be annoyed when I am in a bad mood just so I can say Fuck that guy!

Did he breathe too heavy in a room adjacent to mine? Fuck that guy!

Did that girl just roll her eyes at me? Fuck that guy!

Is that wall not looking at me right? Fuck that guy!

But while I'm cursing people, I need a soundtrack.

I know most people go for death-metal; but I think that is too obvious. Sometimes I have a little Appetite for Destruction - but even that doesn't do the trick.

So what do I listen to?

Marvin Gaye.

I get in my truck, hit the road and blare "Let's Get It On".

Then I sing, oh do I sing. And dance - with moves you've never even seen before.

Because I'm in a bad mood - so I don't care that I sign like Britney and dance like...well...Britney.

I know what you are thinking - what if Britney reads this and get upset?

Well...Fuck that guy!


Moooooog35 said...

Just wait til you're getting out of your truck and the papparazzi catch a glimpse of your Britney camel toe.

THEN you'll be in a bad mood.

Ed Adams said...

Is "sign like Britney" as bad as singing like Britney?

That just sounds like you're tormenting deaf people.

You must be in a bad mood.

Lemmonex said...

Brit Brit dances really well so I think thats a good thing.

I hope compliments don't put you in bad moods.

Maxie said...

But do you dress like Britney.

If so, video please.

justjp said...

I demand video of the brit brit camel toe dance!

Toe said...

I'd really like to see you do some Brit moves to Marvin Gaye.

This may not alleviate your PMS but I'd make me happy.

Toe said...

It'd make me happy. Not I'd make me happy. I make myself happy all the time, it's called rum and coke therapy.

Andhari said...

How about Marvin Gaye insulted you dancing like Britney to his songs?

Definitely fuck that guy :P

Fizzgig said...

singing like britney, so you mean you lip sync...thats not so bad. it would be worse if you actually sang out loud....

I wish i could embrace a bad mood as well as you. I hate them.

LiLu said...

Bad moods are best when you have some good friends to help you feed the fire.

Kellie said...

I was in the bad mood boat w/ you last week. I cursed at babies and puppies and little bunnies. I was a raging bitch. It was awesome.