Man was I in a bad mood last week.
Like horrible bad.
Like El Nino was going to ask to borrow my stapler, saw the look on my face and went and destroyed South America instead.
I was in a bad mood -
And it was...AWESOME.
Bad moods might be one of my favorite things ever. Just hating everything. Cursing people for no apparent reason. Over-the-top uses of sarcasm. It all rules.
I actually prefer to be annoyed when I am in a bad mood just so I can say Fuck that guy!
Did he breathe too heavy in a room adjacent to mine? Fuck that guy!
Did that girl just roll her eyes at me? Fuck that guy!
Is that wall not looking at me right? Fuck that guy!
But while I'm cursing people, I need a soundtrack.
I know most people go for death-metal; but I think that is too obvious. Sometimes I have a little Appetite for Destruction - but even that doesn't do the trick.
So what do I listen to?
I get in my truck, hit the road and blare "Let's Get It On".
Then I sing, oh do I sing. And dance - with moves you've never even seen before.
Because I'm in a bad mood - so I don't care that I sign like Britney and dance like...well...Britney.
I know what you are thinking - what if Britney reads this and get upset?
Well...Fuck that guy!