Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hugh Jackman Can Suck It!

Might as well address the elephant in the room...

38 comments:

brookem said...

STUD!

Ben said...

Yeah!!! Neck-beard!!

Christina_the_wench said...

We have GOT to work on your Photoshop skills. Here. Move over....

Bethie said...

Hugh Jackman would only have deserved to win had he sported so rocktastic a 'stache. Can't be good at everything I suppose.

Ashley said...

I'm starting to think you spend way too much time contemplating what to Photoshop next...

moooooog35 said...

Wow.

First "Small Penis Weekly" and now THIS?

Marie said...

Um, yeah. Was there ever any doubt?

Kellie said...

That's hot! :)

Arjewtino said...

What were the odds that three awesomely sexy bloggers would have the same idea on the same day?

Arjewtino said...

Jesus, we even had the same fucking comment. I left mine here before I saw yours.

fiona said...

What a man...(sigh)

Matt said...

I really want a mustache like that.

surviving myself said...

I can't believe Jen spilled on our love.

ANG* said...

wow your photoshop skills are unparalleled!

the almost right word said...

What I love more than anything is that you photoshopped the caption next to Jennifer Anniston's photo. That is damn sneaky.

lacochran said...

I know you have poor self-esteem but calling yourself an elephant... that's troubling. Maybe next time don't wear gray for the photo shoot.

Fizzgig said...

Hugh Jackman...I always think of Huge Ackman. I wonder if its a play on words....

no way you beat him out. freaking hott!

Alexa said...

someone is spending way too much time on photoshop.

Kristen said...

I'm not surprised by this at all. I've always thought you were the Sexiest Man Alive.

Giggle Pixie said...

That porn stash totally does it for me. Yum. Move over Hugh Jackman!

LBluca77 said...

I can't wait to get my Narm sexiest man alive People issue in the mail.

rs27 said...

I saw this on a LA newstand.

I just shrugged. Seems obvious.

stealthnerd said...

I'm running out on my lunch break to buy one.

Wait, I already had lunch. Crap, I hope they aren't sold out already. This issue is gonna go fast.

Bill Teets said...

love it - you should photoshop in a hot girl with her arm around you too...or maybe with her head just heading down...

Lauren said...

I think it's the moustache. How could they NOT vote you sexist man??

Hex said...

There is no electoral college for the sexiest man alive award. Just because you won the popular vote doesn't mean that Wolverine over here doesn' have a movie to sell.

It's a travesty, really.

Bogart in P Towne said...

You look like Brad Pitt...

I wondered where he got the idea for a 70's porn style mustache...now I know.

Baking With Plath said...

Seth Rogen was robbed!

Heff said...

LMAO !!! Dude, that's the WORST photoshopping effort I've ever seen !

Megkathleen said...

With a 'stache like that how could you not win?

HBee said...

Wowza!
At last some real truth in those lying tabloids!!!

Jonah K. Haslap said...

From what I hear, Hugh Jackman does. But that's another story for a non-libelous publication.

Hammen said...

Tie goes to the moustache.

moooooog35 said...

Hey!

I just noticed that I'm a Narm label for this post! I'm a Narm label for this post!

I'm not clear what that means.

Am I in trouble?

catscratch said...

Hawt, baby!

Fumbling Towards Adulthood said...

Maybe you have a chance with Spitzer's call girl now! AWESOME. Because that's not a gamble at ALL!

Phil said...

They may as well just stop the contest seeing as now that the world has seen the Sexiest Man Alive, no one else will be able to compete. Ever.

Himbo said...

LOL! You sorta resemble Rivers Cuomo (sans glasses), in this shot.

...Still lol-ing!

Btw, Jonah's comment made me spit my champagne all over my desk.