Thursday, November 6, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday

Wow have I sucked at blogging lately. I'm like the New York Knicks of blogging - all the bloated egos but none of the production.

I apologize - I got an election that lasted over four hours and when I called my doctor he said there was nothing he could do. But now that my cousin Barack Obamina is in office - it's time to start asking the important questions - like who do you want to bump uglies with?

Is the proper sentence structure; with whom would you like to bump your uglies? I'm pretty sure I ended with a preposition up there and that is just embarrassing.

If you haven't been paying attention the rules are simple - I post a picture and you tell me whether you want to Wang Chung with that person. If not, then how much tequila would it take (this is research for me so that I can have a bottle handy if I meet any of you ladies - I'm smoooooth.)

And we're off!

Fellas - Rachel Nichols of ESPN sideline anchor fame

Ladies - Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs fame

Let those loose morals shine...

50 comments:

Ben said...
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Ben said...

I'd definitely have to be sloppy, stumbly, what-the-hell-happened-last-night-and-where-are-my-pants drunk.

Anonymous said...

mike rowe? totally sober! he's a hottie

moooooog35 said...

Dude.

Not only would I bang the chick 16 ways to Sunday, but I'd probably totally do Mike Rowe as well.

Not that I'm gay or anything. I just really really like Mike Rowe.

Mel said...

Mike Rowe? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Even after one of his dirty jobs.

Hex said...

I'm not gay, but that's a threeway I probably wouldn't turn down.

Fizzgig said...

ID DO MIKE ROWE WITH ZERO DRINKS, AND LIKE, 50 TIMES! There is something about him that makes me sooo wanna jump his bones. He's manly, and gruff, and gets dirty. Yea.....dirty. And he wears those dickies.

I said dickies!

Poetry Sue said...

mmmmm
What I was screaming last night:
"GIVE IT TO ME DIRTY MIKE"

No liquor needed

Dragonchild said...

Mike Rowe? Yes, please!

JustinS said...

No offense to Rachel Nichols, but this one isn't even fair. I mean, she's a looker and all, but Mike Rowe is the epitome of MAN. So glad to see all the love for Rowe from both sides.

And he used to be an opera singer.

Kristen said...

Mike Rowe all the way. I don't care if he's covered in cow shit.

Ashley said...

Nope, never. But it might not take many drinks to sleep with her...I'm just sayin'

LBluca77 said...

Neither of them.

Nilsa said...

I'd most definitely bump uglies with Mike Rowe, though it'd have to be after he washed up (x100) from his day job. Because, eiwwwww, who wants to introduce cow dung or landfill ickies into the bumping and grinding?!

Hammen said...

I'd want to be completely sober for Rachel Nichols, so I could remember every second of our bumping of the uglies.

She's effin' hot.

Marie said...

Um, LOTS OF ALCOHOL PLEASE. Just not for me thankyouverymuch.

MS said...

Totally sober Id show Mike Rowe my dirty job.

Chocobo said...

I would totally do Mike Rowe! Even sober. He has such a sexy voice. Just imagine the dirty talk.

Kate said...

I'm all about dirty boys, plus Mike's a hottie and a half. I'd do him.

But only if he cuddled after.

surviving myself said...

I would, as long as she didn't give those elaborate pauses during dirty talk like she does when giving a report.

"This is Rachel Nichols.....and I'm going..... to cum."


And damn man, leave the Knicks alone. I'm gonna have Curry sit on you.

Giggle Pixie said...

I would totally do Mike Rowe, totally sober. And we'd totally get dirty. :-)

Alexa said...

i would totally get dirty with mike rowe.

So@24 said...

I'd kick my football through her fieldgoal any time.

I'd let her put her mouth to my mic any time.

Penis.

Vagina.

Gwen said...

I would. No shots necessary but can I have one anyway?

LMAO @ surviving myself.

adriana said...

I would need no tequila. :-)

Lauren said...

Um, no thanks. I have a thing about not sleeping with guys who are close in age to my father.

The Doggy Did It said...

I dunno Mike Rowe is kinda old...but he has a sexy voice...so maybe if it was really dark.

stealthnerd said...

Well...would he have come straight from one of those dirty jobs? B/c if he just spent the day in someone's septic tank I'd rather he not clean my pipes. If not...no tequila necessary!

longredcape said...

He's pretty old, so it'd probably take three or four tequila shots.

Matt said...

Rachel Nichols...

way hotter than Suzy Kobler.

rs27 said...

Again..

woman..

Yes.

Rachel said...

I'd also do the dirty job with Mike Rowe sober.

Himbo said...

Hmm... that's a tough one.

DanjerusKurves said...

I would do you AND your girlfriend before either of today's choices. But I'll need my tequila in a top-shelf margarita ... or two. ;)

Sarah said...

i'd get dirty with mike rowe

Fancy Schmancy said...

I like my men dirty, and preferably a little crazy. Think Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys. Or even Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted. Whichever.

Amy said...

Mike Rowe. No competition. I might have her too, if I was a bit tipsy; she doesn't really do it for me the way Angelina does, but she is attractive.

dmb5_libra said...

mike rowe. muddy. no alcohol. for the rest of my life.

fiona said...

I just know I'd be on a "candid" Dirty Job...oh hell okay then

Maxie said...

Yes. as long as he showered.

wc#3 said...

What is it about girls named Rachel? It's this name you give your daughter if you want her to be hot? I've never met or heard of an ugly one...

Angela said...

Mike Rowe? Oh HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yes.

Over and over.

(I think in future weeks you should continue asking about people from the Discovery Channel)

KK said...

No, Angela, no. You will end up with the beret guy from Mythbusters. However, Jeff Corwin is pretty damn cute.

Julie_Gong said...

i'd love to clean mike rowe up any day.

Megkathleen said...

I would do Mike Rowe in a second. I heart him.

Brookie Brooke said...

I already have an older man fetish apparently. So...
Me, Mike Rowe and some dirty barn, or a trash truck, or even in a sewer main.

No drinks needed. Although I may use the alcohol to disinfect myself afterwards.

Karen said...

Mmmm, yeah :-) Stone sober. He is such a cutie!

Phil said...

Seems us gays differ from the ladies when it comes to Mike Rowe: I'd probably need about a gallon of tequila before I'd do it with him.

Bon Don said...

Sure I'll take a dity job from Mike Rowe...maybe after about 4 shots of the feel good juice!

as far as Rachel Nichols... I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers but it'll take about 5 shots as well!

This is a fun game!

Anonymous said...

Mike Rowe? Even when he's got dirt all over him he's still yummy :)