Monday, November 17, 2008

Real Men of Genius

White-Collar Redneck presents - Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeenius!

Today we salute you, Mr. Real Men of Genius Writer Guy
Mr. Real Men of Genius Writer Guy!

When others would have quit after 472 repetitive commercials, you just keep on chuggin'
Woo!  Woo!

Nevermind that this campaign began in the late 90's, like blue jeans and U2, you believe these ads are timeless.
Did you see the finale of Friends?

Try something new?  Never.  You found your cashcow and you are just going to milk, milk, milk.
Sometimes I cry at night!

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Man of Genius, because you ARE a genius...and you have the library of tapes to prove it.
Mr. Real Men of Genius Writer Guy!


Fizzgig said...

Now you see why they wont give up, they're catchy!

You should maybe turn in your application for the job, well done!

Alexa said...

i actually saw "the real men" at the improv a couple of years ago when they were touring with charlie murphy and like joe rogan or something.

anways, it was freaky funny how much they sounded exactly the same.

ps. can you please record yourself singing this? it would make a sweet podcast. ha.

Ashley said...

I'm with alexa - it's time to break into podcasting.

It's bound to be more entertaining than how it sounded in my head...

Poetry Sue said...

There is a star on the rise... and its you... your talent is never ending

Kristen said...

This will go through my head all day now.


surviving myself said...

It's too bad, because those ads were funny the first 6 years of existence.

Have you seen the Bud Light Sausage ad? Now that is some genius.

Hex said...

The Real Men of Genius singer guy is actually the former lead singer of Survivor. Not the reality show -- the 80's band who gave us "Eye of the Tiger"

That song will NEVER go away. That's the level of determination you're dealing with here, so get used to it.

LBluca77 said...

I am also with Alexa on this one,we need to see you in action singing this.

moooooog35 said...

Oooh! Can I play the background guy?

Did you know that was the lead singer of Survivor by the way?

From "Eye of the Tiger" to "Real Men of Genius" - his star power knows no boundaries!

So@24 said...

My ears are burning.

rs27 said...

so blue jeans are or are not timeless?

Because I will totally rock white jeans if need be.

Angela said...

Um, are these commercials really that old? I thought they were only about 3 years old.

But, he IS a genius.

fiona said...

I'm with Alexa and Ashley but only if Mooog does your backing vocals!

Anonymous said...

One of those TOTALLY described my ex-boyfriend, "Mr. Indecisive Food Order Guy." Seriously. He could NOT make up his effing mind. Sometimes I would say, "JUST GET THE DAMNED GROUPER ALREADY."

Lauren said...

YES! I Loved it! Is it bad to admit that I still find those commercials funny? It is? Okay, I deny that I ever said it.

But really, they're pretty amusing.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...


New obsession. Your blog.

Also, my word verification is 'franad'. Talk about genius! Somebody come make this a word!

Movie Maven said...

I actually inexplicably got into a huge spiral of those the other day on youtube. I won't lie; I laughed.

However, your blog made me laugh more.