Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday on Tuesday....ROCK STAR EDITION

It's time once again for Would Ya Wednesday!...on Tuesday - the Rock Star Edition.

Reee-reee-reeee-wowa-wooooooooooooow

That was me playing air guitar.

I. Rule.

Anyways this is the part where I try to think up funny ways to describe two people doing it.

Tuning your love organs?

Squeezing for sex juice?

I'm struggling today. All I can think about is getting a heaping plate of turkey and rubbing myself down in mashed potatoes and gravy while maybe putting a little cranberry salad down my pants because I like the way it squishes between my thighs.

I REALLY like Thanksgiving.

Oh...the rules - tell me if you would stuff these two people's turkeys and if not, how many alcoholic beverages it would take to do so.

ON WITH THE SHOW!

Rivers Cuomo of Weezer fame
Fiona Apple of Fiona Apple fame

42 comments:

Ben said...

This week made me lose my wood twofold.

Hammen said...

I'd have to be waayyyyy fucked up to do Fiona Apple. Like 21st birthday drunk.

Molls said...

If its 1997, then Yes! to both.

Eleven years later = Hell to the no

Allison M. said...

I'm with Molls.

Marie said...

Nope. Not drunk. Not sober. Nada. Zip. Nothing. A big N-O.

Bethie said...

Rivers! Today! Glasses on! Quit hatin!

longredcape said...

I am in agreement with Molls and Allison M. Back in the day them bitches were the shiz.

Ashley said...

I'm with Bethie - as an ex punk kid, Rivers brings my teenage memories flooding back (wow, bad pun not intended). Give me a glass of wine and I'm good to go!

Alexa said...

river can run through me.

Poetry Sue said...

ugh.... ugh.... hurk... that was the sound of me throwing up in my trash can... there is no way that I would ever do either of them.... yikes

moooooog35 said...

Is Fiona disease free?

Nevermind. Doesn't matter.

That's why God invented Penicillin and those cool "cocktails."

She has a vagina and therefore meets my criteria.

Christina_the_wench said...

We're talking EXTREME make-over would have to be involved.

And tequilia.

Arjewtino said...

I would do Fiona with three caveats:

1. I get to wear my UC Irvine shirt and pretend I'm back in college.
2. She can't cry afterwards. I hate it when that happens.
3. She has to smile at least once.

Deutlich said...

I'd do 'em both. At the same time.

Hex said...

I think I speak for a lot of people who caught Fiona Apples first video on MTV back in the day not knowing who she was, and were immediately transfixed by her sultry voice and pretty eyes, and said to ourselves,

"Wow, who is THAT?"

And then like a day later you saw an interview with her and she began yapping about saving turkeys or whatever, and immediately lost interest.

Also -- Weezer's music = Awesome.
Rivers Cuomo = insufferable blowhard.

Matt said...

I'm not sure why I've always hated fiona...but I have.

It would give me great pleasure to spooge in her hair.

Kellie said...

Hmmm... Rivers isn't exactly great looking, but he's not awful and I'm a big Weezer fan. So I'd say yes to him after about 3 beers.

Fiona, not so sure. She just looks disease ridden...

LBluca77 said...

I love weezer, so for sure would i get down on that.

The Doggy Did It said...

Fiona...eh.

Weezer dude...uh..I love Weezer so sure!

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

I'm with Deutlich! Hell, she can join, too! We can party like it's 1997. (I'll wear my grunge-tastic flannel shirt AND my black velvet choker.)

(Too much?)

Kristen said...

Dude. Your taste in men is just atrocious.

Seriously.

Now Fiona Apple on the other hand?

I'd like to make Apple Cider out of her.

THANK YOU! I'm here all day!

surviving myself said...

No way I'd do Fiona. No amount could make me do it either.

God, could you imagine? She'd be sooo sad and sooo boring and "life is tragic" and all you'd be trying to do is stick it in her butt.

fiona said...

I friggin KNEW it.
Changing my last name to Apple made no difference...nobody wants me *sob*

Fancy Schmancy said...

I don't know if I'd do him now (the mustache has to go), but I gave him his first french kiss when we were 13. I'm not even joking a little bit. Check my archives.

Toddletown USA said...

If I did 'the sex' with Fiona I would be "Feelin' like a criminal".

rs27 said...

I was in love with Fiona Apple 10 years ago.

But she has a vagina, so yes. If she doesn't then all bets are off.

HBee said...

love organ? sex juice? what??? and the answer to your question. no i don't want to stuff anyone's turkey in either one of those pictures.
although i may try your cranberry dressing trick. no i won't. i'm not gonna try that.

Lauren said...

Now, which Rivers is this. Rivers circa the first three Weezer albums, or Rivers circa today with the moustache?

If it's from the past, HECK YES. I'll take him and his huge ego. If it's current, um, no. And it's not just the moustache. Have you seen his youtube videos? Exactly.

Angela said...

I'd probably need about five strong margaritas for Rivers Cuomo. But Fiona Apple is kind of a girl crush for me, and I'd need probably five strong margaritas for her too, since I'm straight.

I sometimes feel the way you do about mashed potatoes and gravy...

Giggle Pixie said...

Weezer dude? Sure. Maybe after a glass of good wine.

Megkathleen said...

I do like Weezer...and yet it would take me several drinkie drinks to do Rivers.

Heff said...

I could slice an apple.

"Reee-reee-reeee-wowa-wooooooooooooow"...

Hey was that a Floyd-Rose air tremolo you were using ?!?

Chocobo said...

8 G&Ts

But then I would rock his world.

AMANDA said...

Nope to the Weezer dude. I would need a bottle wine AND a 6 pack in me for sure. I'm not into those type of guys at all....I need some muscles.

(vixenchick) said...

i'd hit both of em. fiona is effing hot!

catscratch said...

Come on now...

Please show me something that will do that warm and fuzzy thing I like so much.

E Chuod said...

I wouldn't F Fiona Apple with Rivers Cuomo's crank. Okay, yes I would. And I'd video tape it.

Mike said...

I'd totally do Fiona Apple, even if I have bigger boobs than she does.

LadyShay said...

How in the fuck did u give the guys Fiona Apple and us RIVERS.

I'll take Fiona with Weezer playing in the background. She's a dirty girl and I likie:)

Phil said...

Gaah, noooooo!!!!!!

Himbo said...

Ouch! I think I'd rather bend Rivers over, than bed Fiona. I'd have to shove an apple in her mouth before even considering it but my answer is Nay to both this week.

I shant.

-Him

just a girl... said...

no and no