Wednesday, November 19, 2008

It's A Love Story

I wish more than anything in the world I thought Taylor Swift was hot, because it would give me SOME sort of excuse for liking her songs.

Seriously, I am the lowest life form.

I am supposed to be the Music Nazi. Who am I if I can't judge people solely for their taste in music?

"How's that Bill guy?"

"Eh, he's ok but I think he likes Linkin Park."

I feel like my entire world has been turned upside down by a little blond girl that looks like an alien. Seriously, if you put her face on a hot air balloon and flew over Texas you would have 17,266 UFO sightings. How do her eyes go in that direction? It is like she is doing a really racist impression of an Asian person all the time. Or like my four year old nephew gets to put her eye liner on for her.

Seriously, Nephew, how'd you score that gig and why you holdin' out on me?

I can't even pass off singing along to one of those stupid songs as being a pedophile.

"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We understand you really like that new Taylor Swift song - mind telling us why?"

"I don't know, I just think it's catchy!"

"You mean you DON'T just want to bang Taylor Swift? You mean you actually like that song?"

"Um...well...yeah, I guess."

"You fucking creep."

30 comments:

Ashley said...

Ew, she does have alien eyes. I knew something was off - and now, that's all I'll ever notice.

Fizzgig said...

yea shes not cute but maybe she'll grow into her looks.
Im not sure that ive heard her new song, but I can totally relate, as I like two of Miley Cyrus's songs......

I know.... Tragic!!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

There is something off about those eyes. Just turn out the lights and have her sing to you.

Marie said...

AH! Creepy. It's a good thing I had my coffee before seeing that picture.

Blue-Eyed Brunette said...

eewwww!!! I totally knew something was crazy about her face! I think she's cute for a teenager (even though she's almost 20 - but whatevs) - she'll totally grow into her looks. Watch, when she's about 25 you'll be posting her as your Wouldya Wednesday next Year on the 4th thursday of 12th month edition.

Douchegirl said...

I actually think she's really cute.

Her music? Not so much.

Alexa said...

yeah, i'm with you on the eyes. but those are millionaire eyes - making them immediately better than ours.

also, she can stop curling her hair in that 2008 version of the crimp any day now as well.

Deutlich said...

Ain't no shame in love for music, dangit! It doesn't matter what kind it is.

'Sides.. I think I kinda dig her too.. just not the face. Mayhaps just from the neck down?

Wait. how old is this chick? If she's still a kid I RETRACT MY STATEMENT because EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

BloggingJason said...

Dirty Secret Time- I have a Linkin Park patch on my winter coat.

Kelly and José said...

Jose is also guilty of disliking people b/c of their poor music taste -- he may or may not forgive them for Linkin Park, but Nickleback will definitely put him over the edge*

-Kelly

Matt said...

I would bang her if she promised to never make another album.

lacochran said...

I'm judging you for judging people.

Right now. Feel it?

Arjewtino said...

I'm so late to the party. I don't even know what a Taylor Swift is.

Sounds like some quick dry cleaning technology.

Toddletown USA said...

How much Kelly Clarkson can I listen to before I fall victim to your musical scrutiny?

stealthnerd said...

You know, I hear she's on the market now that she broke up with one of those Jonai.

Wait, what's that?

You really just like her music?

Ah, that's fair. Teardrops On My Guitar gets me every time.

surviving myself said...

You are dead to me.

HBee said...

So you're that guy. You ask "what kinda music do you like?" and then the other person's answer will forever shape your positive or negative opinion of them. Dude, I can't take that kind of pressure. Back off!!!

So@24 said...

As a half asian, I am half offended by her trying to pass off her eyes like she's one of us.

Also, this is like the reverse effect of when I used to watch the Shania Twain video on mute on TRL.

Fussy said...

I think it's okay to hate someone for their taste (or lack thereof) in music. The other night I hoped my neighbor contracted the clap for waking me up with a Foreigner song. That's normal right?

moooooog35 said...

I confess.

I made her eyes go like that when I gave her 'the shocker' when she wasn't expecting it.

I'm not sure anyone expects it, though.

Hence, 'shocker.'

Chocobo said...

She does have really catchy songs, but that Love Story one bugs me lyrically. It just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.He's not that into you!

Of course, I sing along at the top of my lungs every time it comes on my car radio.

Kristen said...

I'm deathly afraid of aliens.

And clowns.

rs27 said...

I would do her.

Oh, wrong day?

Giggle Pixie said...

It's ok. Sing along with her songs all you want, just keep your eyes shut if she's on the tube. Anyway, I've heard alien eyes can be catchy if you stare into them too long.

Megkathleen said...

I'm glad I'm not alone in liking her songs. Seriously, though, they're catchy.

Melissa said...

Considering I'm kind of a music snob, I'm surprised at how much I like her songs, too. What's wrong with us?

pj said...

I might have mentioned this, but the new Pink Cd is really good. She has some good folky kinda songs on it.

Brookie Brooke said...

She's freaking terrible. Though I think the complete opposite of you. She's cute, but her music makes me want to go back to being a teenager just so I could kick her ass. (doing it now would just be some kind of wrong, not sure what kind but I'm sure it'd be less looked down upon if we were both 17)

I agree with Surviving, I also agree with Jose...nothing worse than Nickelback in my book.

Maxie said...

See...that's how I feel about liking david archuleta's song "crush". It's so bad that it's good.

Himbo said...

Oh man... we are very different people, you and I, Narm. I agree with you, she looks like monster. But that's where the similarities end. LP is one of my all time faves. Taylor Swift... no comment.