I wish more than anything in the world I thought Taylor Swift was hot, because it would give me SOME sort of excuse for liking her songs.
Seriously, I am the lowest life form.
I am supposed to be the Music Nazi. Who am I if I can't judge people solely for their taste in music?
"How's that Bill guy?"
"Eh, he's ok but I think he likes Linkin Park."
I feel like my entire world has been turned upside down by a little blond girl that looks like an alien. Seriously, if you put her face on a hot air balloon and flew over Texas you would have 17,266 UFO sightings. How do her eyes go in that direction? It is like she is doing a really racist impression of an Asian person all the time. Or like my four year old nephew gets to put her eye liner on for her.
Seriously, Nephew, how'd you score that gig and why you holdin' out on me?
I can't even pass off singing along to one of those stupid songs as being a pedophile.
"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We understand you really like that new Taylor Swift song - mind telling us why?"
"I don't know, I just think it's catchy!"
"You mean you DON'T just want to bang Taylor Swift? You mean you actually like that song?"
"Um...well...yeah, I guess."
"You fucking creep."