I miss the days when storms were called things like "El Nino".
What a badass name. I bet "El Nino" got ALL KINDS of ladies.
But lately all the storms just have people names - and that is super awkward.
"Bill Kills Young Girl"
Well, Bill sounds like a prick.
"Andrew spreads across the Florida coast"
Um - it's called Spring Break and I don't think CNN needs to report about it. That is what MTV is for.
We don't name other things. If I get a really nasty cold I'm not like, "OH MAN! Roger is kicking my ASS this year."
I don't wake up from a night of drinking and refer to my hangover as "Pedro".
If I eat some bad Chinese food I don't say I've got a case of the "Berts".
Although what goes on in my bathroom does bear a striking resemblance to El Nino.