Monday, December 7, 2009

I'm Dreaming of a Snow White Christmas

A conversation at Disney World this weekend -

Snow White - "Well hello! What is your name?"

Me - "Narm. I see you aren't wearing a ring. I'm sorry things with you and Prince Charming didn't work out. You seemed like a really cute couple."

Girl behind me - "You're as asshole!"

Apparently I don't understand the magic of Disney.

But Snow White, if you're reading this -

Call me.

10 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

It didn't work out because she couldn't get the dwarves out of her mind.

It's a short thing. We all have it.

Marie said...

I bet you Cinderella is available. That prince of hers is sketch. Never did trust him.

taawd said...

Apparently not everyone can appreciate humor. Was the girl behind you your lady friend? Also, I'm curious as to Snow White's response.

Lemmonex said...

Someone uttered the word asshole at Disney! Sacrelige.

lacochran said...

I hear Snow White just lies there.

Jordan said...

I hope you at least tried your luck with Jasmine. Aladdin isn't much competition. He wears stupid pants.

LiLu said...

Who calls someone an a-hole over that? That's hilarious.

And anyway, Prince Charming's already got his harem of Rapunzel, Cindarella, the Little Mermaid... he's doing juuuuust fine.

justjp said...

Price Charming found out she was riding a dwarf train on the reg...he did not like that.

Jez said...

Wait, don't call Alladin's Hammer pants "stupid". Can't touch this!

Mr. Apron said...

That chick's a whore. Even though she never called me.