I am a weak, weak man.
I promised myself I wouldn't get the iPhone.
No matter what, I said, I can't afford it. But then I got into the store with all the bright lights and trendy music and I caved. I CAVED!
So now I own an iPhone. I am a super trendy elitist nerd with black-rimmed glasses that swears music sounds better on vinyl. And none of those points were exaggerations.
I am Steve Jobs' bitch.
But so far I have not come under the iPhone spell. I haven't downloaded many apps or taken pictures or made lasagna or whatever it is iPhones do.
But I have felt the affect of the iPhone.
My bathroom visits are twice as long.
I sit down in there to do my 2ing and I got lost in a sea of internet and other funsies. Suddenly two days go buy and my ass has permanently attached itself to the toilet.
I walk out of the bathroom after a romp with the iPhone and there are flying cars and robots doing the dishes.
It is like I downloaded the Quantum Leap app.
Thank god there is an app to order pizza so I don't actually have to leave the bathroom as I surf the internet.
If I were more handy I would install a second toilet in my bathroom so I could stay in there all the time and not have to leave when other people need the bathroom. Unfortunately, I am bad at being handy so instead of flushing, my toilet would probably turn on my toaster. If only I were handy!
Hmmm...maybe there's an app for that.