Top 5 Things I Would Rather Wear Than An Ed Hardy Shirt
1 - A "Big Johnson" shirt
2 - An angry cat with claws made from that plastic stuff that they wrap electronics in that is impossible to open without suffering multiple lacerations
3 - A "Palin 2012" sticker
4 - A shirt made entirely of hair, ants and those annoying tags on the back of t-shirts that rub your neck even after you cut them out because you can't get the last little bit
5 - A bag of Kirstie Alley's liposuctioned fat goo
What did I miss?