Thursday, September 10, 2009

Ed Hardly

Top 5 Things I Would Rather Wear Than An Ed Hardy Shirt

1 - A "Big Johnson" shirt

2 - An angry cat with claws made from that plastic stuff that they wrap electronics in that is impossible to open without suffering multiple lacerations

3 - A "Palin 2012" sticker

4 - A shirt made entirely of hair, ants and those annoying tags on the back of t-shirts that rub your neck even after you cut them out because you can't get the last little bit

5 - A bag of Kirstie Alley's liposuctioned fat goo

What did I miss?

20 comments:

Aaron said...

That's what is so funny about those damn shirts. They're expensive as hell and ugly as old balls on a sweaty pirate. I was at Dillard's and one T-shirt was $102.00!!! For a screen printed T-shirt.
I agree with you for sure. Ed Hardy Brand can kiss my ass!!!

Maxie said...

I don't know about the palin 2012 sticker, but all the rest. YES

Christina_the_wench said...

The obvious... "I have a man crush on Chad Kroeger" t-shirt.

moooooog35 said...

How about:

a) Nickelback World Tour t-shirt

b) Tom Brady autographed jersey

I'm here for you.

Andhari said...

LOL u tempt me to send you one, with matching bedazzled hat :p

Violet said...

oh, gosh, I actually know someone who dropped $150 on an Ed Hardy shirt...with rhinestones...it's a guy...

Kristen said...

I wanted an Ed Hardy diaper bag. I'm so glad I didn't get one. My baby would have looked like an asshole.

Un[Censored] said...

I'm thinking you should go with the Slim Goodbody suit...hawt.

Ed Adams said...

There goes my idea for an Ed Hardy jockstrap.

Children of the 90s said...

OH MY GOD. A Big Johnson shirt. YES! Bring them back.

Mike said...

Can you use #5 for a diesel? How far do you think you'd get? Throw in Palins' brain for extra mileage.

miss. chief said...

YES! thank you

haha

next door to my work there's a $4 jewelry store (real high quality stuff) and you can buy "ned hardy" flip flops there, hahaha

Zan said...

This is why I love you.

And my verification word is "foopla"! LMAO!

Allison M. said...

Please include affliction into that as well.

Also on my list of hates.

Fizzgig said...

what? you dont like ed hardy?

sheesh.

than maybe youd rather wear one of those shirts with the buttcrack cartoon on the back

BrazenBareToe said...

I was at TJ Maxx the other day and I kid you not there was Ed Hardy Hand Sanitizer. I'm all WTF Ed Hardy really? Hand Sanitizer with a freakin' I <3 Mom tat on it. That's just what I needed, Uggh.

LiLu said...

THIS.

Meghan said...

A shirt made of insulation fiber and asbestos?

Jez said...

Not even this?

Yeah, sure it's ugly, and way overpriced, and no, I probably wouldn't wear it. But it's got a fur-lined hood, dude!

Okay, nevermind.

Je said...

A shirt that says, "Team Heidi and Spencer Pratt"