Top 5 Things I Would Rather Wear Than An Ed Hardy Shirt
1 - A "Big Johnson" shirt
2 - An angry cat with claws made from that plastic stuff that they wrap electronics in that is impossible to open without suffering multiple lacerations
3 - A "Palin 2012" sticker
4 - A shirt made entirely of hair, ants and those annoying tags on the back of t-shirts that rub your neck even after you cut them out because you can't get the last little bit
5 - A bag of Kirstie Alley's liposuctioned fat goo
What did I miss?
20 comments:
That's what is so funny about those damn shirts. They're expensive as hell and ugly as old balls on a sweaty pirate. I was at Dillard's and one T-shirt was $102.00!!! For a screen printed T-shirt.
I agree with you for sure. Ed Hardy Brand can kiss my ass!!!
I don't know about the palin 2012 sticker, but all the rest. YES
The obvious... "I have a man crush on Chad Kroeger" t-shirt.
How about:
a) Nickelback World Tour t-shirt
b) Tom Brady autographed jersey
I'm here for you.
LOL u tempt me to send you one, with matching bedazzled hat :p
oh, gosh, I actually know someone who dropped $150 on an Ed Hardy shirt...with rhinestones...it's a guy...
I wanted an Ed Hardy diaper bag. I'm so glad I didn't get one. My baby would have looked like an asshole.
I'm thinking you should go with the Slim Goodbody suit...hawt.
There goes my idea for an Ed Hardy jockstrap.
OH MY GOD. A Big Johnson shirt. YES! Bring them back.
Can you use #5 for a diesel? How far do you think you'd get? Throw in Palins' brain for extra mileage.
YES! thank you
haha
next door to my work there's a $4 jewelry store (real high quality stuff) and you can buy "ned hardy" flip flops there, hahaha
This is why I love you.
And my verification word is "foopla"! LMAO!
Please include affliction into that as well.
Also on my list of hates.
what? you dont like ed hardy?
sheesh.
than maybe youd rather wear one of those shirts with the buttcrack cartoon on the back
I was at TJ Maxx the other day and I kid you not there was Ed Hardy Hand Sanitizer. I'm all WTF Ed Hardy really? Hand Sanitizer with a freakin' I <3 Mom tat on it. That's just what I needed, Uggh.
THIS.
A shirt made of insulation fiber and asbestos?
Not even this?
Yeah, sure it's ugly, and way overpriced, and no, I probably wouldn't wear it. But it's got a fur-lined hood, dude!
Okay, nevermind.
A shirt that says, "Team Heidi and Spencer Pratt"
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