Friday, September 5, 2008

Bad Decisions

Last night I was in dire need of drinking and shenanigans so I met Cleveland celebrity Taawd out for some drinks. Little did I know that "drinks" didn't mean a few casual beers, it meant Miller Lite, Natty Light, Patrone, and a never ending stream of Riverbend Red. I am pretty sure if you mixed all of those things together in a science lab you would make anthrax. Somewhere in that concoction I contracted a hangover. I think it might be fatal.

Anyways the night started at Rock Bottom Brewery.

A brewery.

Where they make beer.

Their own beers.

The beer on the menu is their beer.

Not other peoples.

So what do I do when the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink?

"I'll have a Miller Lite please."

I'm an idiot.

19 comments:

taawd said...

i'm really not a celebrity, just semi-famous... remember?

and i'm listening to my $1 natalie merchant cd and happy to have it back again.

Marie said...

Um, Wow. Really? Why? Why would you do that?

BloggingJason said...

You are officially scared of sharks.

Moooooog35 said...

Helpful tip for next time:

"I'll have a Zima...with lemon."

The beating you'll take from the other patrons will make you forget your hangover, guaranteed.

Broken nose trumps headache.

True story.

Ashley said...

Sounds like you let small-town Narm out last night. Next time, resist the urge, stuff him back inside and order their seasonal brew!

B said...

I'm not sure that I can forgive that you got Miller Lite @ Rock Bottom.

I LOVE Rock Bottom, fyi.

Christina_the_wench said...

Well I think they need to expand their menu options. Damn them anyways.

Miller Lite? I thought we only drank Bud Light or Busch Light from where we come from? You went 'all city' on me now?

Anonymous said...

Diva's hangover remedy...

Two aspirin, 32 ounces of water (chug), breathe in through your nose, and get a few hours more sleep.

I love hometown brew. Yummers.

lacochran said...

Rock Bottom has *good* beer. But it's their Asiago Cheese Dip that's to die for. I guess "Cheesedippery" doesn't sell as well as "Brewery".

Anonymous said...

For a second there, I thought you were going to say the only drink they served there was their beer. Which, to be sure, would be awesome.

But I also have to admit that I half-expected that ruggedly handsome guy from those Tecate guy to tell you you shouldn't be drinking that light beer. "You need Tecate Light, man, it's real Cerveza."

Andrea said...

Aww, yeah, I've done that before at breweries without even thinking.

Rahul said...

I don't want to live in a world where Miller Lite, Natty Light, and Patron are categorized as "bad decisions"

Colleen said...

What no PBR? For shame.

LBluca77 said...

The last time I drank Patron very bad things happened. Lets just say somewhere in the world a homeless man has one of my bras.

March2theSea said...

I got married in cleveland..and we were at the Rock Bottom the night before the wedding..the powerhouse correct?

i didn't get drunk enough to not show up by the way.

April said...

ynGuess what I am drinking right now. Give up? Sprite and Finlandia sour apple. DELISH! Guess how many times it took me to type this with no typo's? YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

Miller Light? Really?? You are such a girl. You might as well have asked for Bud Light with Lime. OMG! I am so mean when I have had too much to drink. That was below the belt. Can we still be friends? No? Your mustache is hot. Does that make it better? Yeah?? Awesome.

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

was the waitress hot? you could chalk it up to your were distracted by her boobs or something...

Anonymous said...

LMAO! That's hilarious. Patrone...I remember those days. Now I just smoke my life away. (and I don't mean crack!) haha.

Nilsa S. said...

At least you didn't answer Natural Light. My ex-boyfriend was a bartender in college and we always had a good laugh about all the Natural Light drinkers. Conclusion: You haven't yet lost too many cool points in my book. =)