Apparently I have started dating work, because, like a girlfriend, it is taking up all my free time and telling me not to wear that shirt to go meet her parents - they are already skeptical about me because of the beard and I don't need to go making a bad impression.
Due to lack of time - all I have today is my latest fortune:
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."
In other words - "If you're stupid and you know it clap your hands."
(Side note - I'm hanging out at Alexa's today. If you are one of the 13 people in America that don't already read her blog then go check it out.)