Friday, September 26, 2008

I Deserve A Standing Ovation

Apparently I have started dating work, because, like a girlfriend, it is taking up all my free time and telling me not to wear that shirt to go meet her parents - they are already skeptical about me because of the beard and I don't need to go making a bad impression.

Due to lack of time - all I have today is my latest fortune:

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."

In other words - "If you're stupid and you know it clap your hands."

*clap*

*clap*

(Side note - I'm hanging out at Alexa's today. If you are one of the 13 people in America that don't already read her blog then go check it out.)

18 comments:

Ashley said...

*clap clap*

Nice feature!

Marie said...

I desperately want to break up with work, but due to the crap economy, it keeps a tight hold on me.

moooooog35 said...

Dude.

Thanks a lot for turning my lights off and on.

Next time, refrain from clapping, please.

Thanks in advance.

Nilsa S. said...

Definitely going to check out your Alexa interview. And down with working too much - have a good weekend instead!

Hex said...

Wait, you're dating work?

That bitch -- She said you were just a friend!!!

The Doggy Did It said...

Mooog totally stole my clapper comment idea. Damn you Rodney!

Evil Genius said...

Well, like I always say, it's better to do the clap than to have the clap.

*clap*

*clap*

Phil said...

Yes, but is today "Hawaiian shirt day"?

nancypearlwannabe said...

I hope your work puts out.

LBluca77 said...

I have been trying to break up with work for weeks, mostly due to the fact that I seem to be the only one in the relationship willing to put out.

Angela said...

As long as you KNOW you're dumb, then things are all good. It's when you THINK you're brilliant, but really aren't, when things start to go bad.

Douchegirl said...

*clap clap*

matt said...

what's wrong with dating work? Work and I have been locked in a long term liplock loaded embrace forevers, it seems like.

The name sometimes changes, but the bitch, she's always there with me, at least 5 days a week.

longredcape said...

Maybe I need to start dating work. It would probably treat me better than the last few guys I've dated.

fiona said...

Remember to stay "protected"! Do they actually make 8 hour condoms???? Or maybe 40 hour then you could use it all week?

Megkathleen said...

Soooo....where's the free boobies?

brookem said...

i am getting sick of dating work. afterall, it has been my main steady relatioship for the past 3.5 years. im thinking of cheating on work with more time with happy hour.

(vixenchick) said...

i love the alexa interview!