Apparently I have started dating work, because, like a girlfriend, it is taking up all my free time and telling me not to wear that shirt to go meet her parents - they are already skeptical about me because of the beard and I don't need to go making a bad impression.
Due to lack of time - all I have today is my latest fortune:
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."
In other words - "If you're stupid and you know it clap your hands."
*clap*
*clap*
(Side note - I'm hanging out at Alexa's today. If you are one of the 13 people in America that don't already read her blog then go check it out.)
17 comments:
*clap clap*
Nice feature!
I desperately want to break up with work, but due to the crap economy, it keeps a tight hold on me.
Dude.
Thanks a lot for turning my lights off and on.
Next time, refrain from clapping, please.
Thanks in advance.
Definitely going to check out your Alexa interview. And down with working too much - have a good weekend instead!
Wait, you're dating work?
That bitch -- She said you were just a friend!!!
Mooog totally stole my clapper comment idea. Damn you Rodney!
Yes, but is today "Hawaiian shirt day"?
I hope your work puts out.
I have been trying to break up with work for weeks, mostly due to the fact that I seem to be the only one in the relationship willing to put out.
As long as you KNOW you're dumb, then things are all good. It's when you THINK you're brilliant, but really aren't, when things start to go bad.
*clap clap*
what's wrong with dating work? Work and I have been locked in a long term liplock loaded embrace forevers, it seems like.
The name sometimes changes, but the bitch, she's always there with me, at least 5 days a week.
Maybe I need to start dating work. It would probably treat me better than the last few guys I've dated.
Remember to stay "protected"! Do they actually make 8 hour condoms???? Or maybe 40 hour then you could use it all week?
Soooo....where's the free boobies?
i am getting sick of dating work. afterall, it has been my main steady relatioship for the past 3.5 years. im thinking of cheating on work with more time with happy hour.
i love the alexa interview!
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