The Arizona Cardinals are in the Super Bowl.
The Arizona Cardinals.
That is like Ben Stiller winning an Oscar - you are less confused on how he won than how he even got invited.
But instead of the Oscars it's the Playoffs. And instead of Ryan Seacrest it's Suzie Colbert.
Ok maybe that isn't so bad.
I was ONE when my beloved Dolphins last made the Super Bowl.
Barely old enough to drink.
And now the Detroit Lions of the west - the Arizona Freaking Cardinals (that's their middle name in case you didn't know, Sports Fans) are in the Super Bowl.
I was actually fine with the Dolphins losing in the playoffs till now. I feel like some smoking hot girl broke up with me and is now dating a complete Nerd. I thought the Super Bowl was out of my league till I saw who got invited after me. Now I cry at night and listen to Dashboard Confessional.
The Cardinals making the Super Bowl is an insult to my fanhood. I spent every single Sunday since August getting wasted and arguing about whether Tom Brady is a product of the system or a great QB. Only to find out the CARDINALS make the Super Bowl.
For you non-sports fans this would be like watching an entire season of American Idol only to find out Taylor Hicks wins.
Oh...so maybe you do know what I am talking about.