Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - Is This A Joke?

In a twist of irony - I am buried in snow and the homeless are probably out laughing and frolicking in the streets.

BTW - someone become a rapper and have your name be Iron-E. I'd do it but I don't want to derail my chances of becoming the world's foremost specialist on zombification. And zombi-destruction.

But I could talk about zombies all day - lets get on to more pressing issues. And by pressing I mean pressing together crotches.

Oh thats right, I made you work for it but now it's time for WOULD YA WEDNESDAY!!!!...on Wednesday...I know that is redundant but I didn't want someone who was used to Would Ya Wednesday being on Thursday or Friday to get confused and then miss American Idol tonight. Oh, the horror.

Today's theme is comedians and comediennes. Because I'd like to see her comedi-end! Get it? Get it?

Innuendpwned.

Anyways here are the rules - I provide the set-up for two people and you tell me whether you would give them a punchline...with your naughty bits.

So put your hands together and get ready to make improv in your pants -

Dane Cook



Tina Fey

41 comments:

raych said...

i would definitely do tina fey

Marie said...

Not Dane Cook. He looks like he would just yammer too much and probably be a sloppy kisser.

Tina Fey on the other hand...

Lauren said...

Oh god, Dane Cook is the worst. I can't STAND him. I'll take Tina Fey any day over him.

Baking With Plath said...

Dane Cook used to be funny but now he just sort of strikes me as douchey and annoying. Tina Fey is a babe. Bring it on.

moooooog35 said...

I would totally give Fey my 30 Rock.

I'm not sure what I was getting at there.

Deutlich said...

both.

together

y'know..at the same time.

Bethie said...

If it were Dane Cook before I'd watched that show about his tour on HBO and seen what a diva he is, maybe.

Anyone who says they wouldn't do Tina Fey, regardless of gender or orientation, is lying.

Maxie said...

sure (only if he didn't shit on my coat) and no.

I think Tina Fey is awesome... but I just don't think she's hot.

saratogajean said...

Dane Cook...yes, yes, a thousand times yes. He can visit my BK Lounge any time he wants.

I don't care how many people think he is a douchebag. All those on-stage gyrations have got to mean some mean moves in the sack.

rs27 said...

Another Would ya wednesday another yes.

Maybe I should mix it up with a hell yes.

LBluca77 said...

Yes I would do Dane Cook even though I only think he is funny in movies, his stand up sucks.

Sarah said...

i'll go with tina fey on this one, but only if she tells jokes the whole time

Giggle Pixie said...

Yeah, I'd do Dane as long as he could make me laugh AND...ahem...get the job done. IF ya know what I mean? LOL

Hammen said...

Sweet lord, yes. Tina Fey is awesome.

Heff said...

Tina Fey can tell me to "suck it" anytime.

lacochran said...

I can't believe we both lamented our lack of frolicking today. What are the odds?

With our lives, probably pretty good.

Rachel said...

Dane Cook is doable, but I prefer Tina Fey.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

this is going to sounds weird but out of those two i would prefer tina fey but i don't think i could ever give her a punchline. i feel like she's my sister or something. and not one wants to do that with their sister.

as for dane cook? eh. i've seen him do stand up and he's funny as hell but in real life i think he would be a douche. gimmie 8 chocolate cakes and i'll think about it.

LiLu said...

Gotta go with Tina on that one. She is all-around the superior being.

Matt said...

Tina Faye all the way...

see that. Go ahead and say it out loud if you want to.

fiona said...

Dane can do me...I would not be an active participant.
Tina...okaaaay
The things I do for you dude!

Angela said...

Dane Cook. He annoys me in a major way--I can't stand his comic personality--but I think I could *ba-dum-chhh* with him in the bedroom. If he tried to make a joke afterward I'd kick him in the nads, though.

stealthnerd said...

I can't decide if I'd be okay w/Dane Cook or not. I mean, he's always chatting about his hookups on stage and that's a lot of pressure. Plus, I'd be afraid he'd start humming the Mario theme song....

Fizzgig said...

dane cook is hooooooooootttttttttt

Ashley said...

Absolutely - but only Tina Fey.

surviving myself said...

Ugh. Tina Fey is so fucking overrated. I can't stand it.

And Dane Cook too. Man, what'd you do, google "people who suck" then post them here?

Bon Don said...

Ummm yes please!

Kristen said...

Oh hell yes!!! Either one or both at the same time!

And I see my girl Deutlich will fight me for them.

justjp said...

I would give Tina the punch line while driving my motor-boat!

AMANDA said...

Dane Cock is a major douche bag, so no to-the- way.
I love Tina Fey, but not in that way.

Kellie said...

Yes to both. A good sense of humor is so sexy. Add to it that neither of them are bad looking in general anyway. I'd do em!

longredcape said...

Both. But only if he promises to shut up and she promises not to.

So@24 said...

Make for the ocean, stay hidden during the day, move only at night.

Small groups, 2 ideally, 4 max.

S. said...

Dane Cook is too annoying.

Tina is a yes.

Blogstiny said...

Tina Fay, most definitely!

Cal said...

Yes. Or wait...do I have to just pick one? Is that in the rules? Hmm...

Regardez Moi said...

yes... on both counts. but if i had to chose one or the other.. i'd chose Tina. Dane looks like he smells like boys dorm room. or gym locker.

Phil said...

Dane Cook? Meh. But, and prepare yourself for this... I WOULD TOTALLY GO STRAIGHT FOR TINA FEY. I'm kind of in love with her.

Poetry Sue said...

Hot Damn he can give the shocker anyday

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

surviving myself just stole my comment! damn, I thought I was the ONLY one who thinks Tina Fey is overrated. As for Dane Cook, he'd have to pay me a million just to look at his underpants. Major suckage for both.

HBee said...

These are both good choices! Dane Cook - yes! A man that can make me laugh and laugh, always a good thing.
And if I was a dude a yes to Tina Fey too! She awesome and has great legs.