In a twist of irony - I am buried in snow and the homeless are probably out laughing and frolicking in the streets.
BTW - someone become a rapper and have your name be Iron-E. I'd do it but I don't want to derail my chances of becoming the world's foremost specialist on zombification. And zombi-destruction.
But I could talk about zombies all day - lets get on to more pressing issues. And by pressing I mean pressing together crotches.
Oh thats right, I made you work for it but now it's time for WOULD YA WEDNESDAY!!!!...on Wednesday...I know that is redundant but I didn't want someone who was used to Would Ya Wednesday being on Thursday or Friday to get confused and then miss American Idol tonight. Oh, the horror.
Today's theme is comedians and comediennes. Because I'd like to see her comedi-end! Get it? Get it?
Anyways here are the rules - I provide the set-up for two people and you tell me whether you would give them a punchline...with your naughty bits.
So put your hands together and get ready to make improv in your pants -