Friday, January 9, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday and the Chamber of Secrets

Get out your magic wand, put on your pointy hat and let me cast a spell on you...

...do roofies count as magic spells?

It's time for Would Ya Wednesday on Friday - The Chamber of Secrets! Ooooooh!

I realize Harry Potter is soooooooo 2006 and that now everyone is talking about Twilight - but I already know all you lady types would do the guy from Twilight. Mostly because my lady friend reminds me day after day after day...

Seriously - do you have to call out his name in bed?

And it was really creepy when I woke up and you were standing over me with a wooden stake. This vampire fetish is starting to weird me out - why can't we dress up in giant Bugs Bunny costumes like I asked?

What were we talking about?

Oh that's right, pedophilia.

You know the rules - I conjure up two pictures and you tell me if you would risk getting hogwarts by getting nuded up and playing quidditch with your privates.

Are they 18? I don't know. Are you the cops? Because I was just coming here to tell Emma that chatting online is dangerous. What is the beer for? Umm, a party...later...that she isn't going to. The condoms? They are for water balloons... The sex swing? It's part of a magic trick...

Abracadabra!

Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter



Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger

38 comments:

Ashley said...

No way! But I'd totally do her.

Marie said...

Nope. And nope.

Actually the guy from Twilight looks like an even more drugged up version of Pete Doherty and he is NOT attractive. Ick.

stealthnerd said...

I can't even focus on the sex with you running around saying hilarious things like "if you would risk getting hogwarts."

Heff said...

"Harry Potter" has already been naked WAY TOO MUCH for my taste, so there's your answer.

Deutlich said...

I pick Ron.

LBluca77 said...

No way. Not even for a billion dollars.

Angela said...

Harry Potter has to be a "no" from me. I don't think I'd do any of the characters from the books/movies.

saratogajean said...

Wow...Emma looks like someone smacked her up a bit and pulled her dress down a little too far.

Also, I hear Chris Hansen makes some delicious cookies.

Matt said...

I cant whip out my wand at work.


but yeah, I'd do her.

Jez said...

@LBluca77: Come on! You know you would do Harry Potter for a whole lot less than a billion dollars! If I provided you a nice room with a comfortable bed, a bottle of your choice of alcohol, and a briefcase containing, say $10K, you would be right there. And you know it!

Me, I'm much cheaper. Although it would probably be minimum $50K for me to do Radcliffe.

Rachel said...

I'd give up drinks for Radcliffe.

Have you yet to post a guy that I would do, no questions asked, no drinks involved?

I'm not liking what you're turning me into.

moooooog35 said...

By the theorem 'post hoc ergo propter hoc', I come up with:

Presence of vagina = yes I would bang that cooch like it mistreated my puppy.

Rachel said...

Correction. I meant there hasn't been one man on here I wouldn't do sober.

My standards are that low.

Poetry Sue said...

oh god..I would bone them both... fucking yummy

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

no thanks.

chris hansen is coming to get you.

blue-eyed brunette said...

No and No. And yes, Chris hansen has a camera in your room and he's about to round the corner and say in that really annoying voice "sooooo - Narm...did you or did you not post pictures minors with the intent to get bloggers to comment on thier sexability?"
(they will always be minors for ever and ever)
Chris hansen makes me laugh.

surviving myself said...

Dude. What the hell is wrong with that girls face?

Kellie said...

Harry Potter actually looks pretty good there. And she is cute. I'd say yes to both but only after a couple beers.

Hammen said...

Oh my lord yes. If loving Hermoine is wrong, I don't want to be right.

rs27 said...

If you put a bag over head then yes.

Actually even if you don't

Giggle Pixie said...

He's like a little twig! My lord, I'd probably break him in half!

So...nope.

Donny Ruth said...

I'd easily do both of them.

They're both chicks, right?

The Irrational Loveline is back in action by the way after a brief holiday break (bender)

Maxie said...

um no. Daniel radcliff is fucking gross.

but I'd do her though. definitely.

Megkathleen said...

No...there's something weird about him that slightly creeps me out.

Himbo said...
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Himbo said...

He looks manorexic in that pic... [quiver in disgust]

She looks fucken scary! She looks like she probably bights during bj's. No thanks.

P.S. Love the tags, they got me good.

-Himbo

AMANDA said...

Hell No you dirty birdy. I don't care how many Natty's I have consumed. No Way!

So@24 said...

I told you Emma Watson was going to be hot.

I told you!

No one believed me. They just stared at me, opened their cells and pressed 9-1- and kept their fingers just above 1

catscratch said...

My kids are older than them...
I'll pass.

Bon Don said...

not either one. sorry. I know I'm no fun. but I just can't get over that I've seen them with their baby teeth.

*Bon Don ... the pedophilia party pooper*

Smash said...

He turns 20 this year. She turns 19. Your safe from the cops Narm. Although reading a blog about your arrest would amuse me for days...

Chocobo said...

I have decided that 28 is a wonderful age. I'm not too old to give up gold-digging, but at the same time I am old enough to be a cougar, provided that I go after people who are under 20.

But back to the point; sure, I would bang the hell out of Daniel Radcliff, but only after about G&Ts. If you're gonna cougar, do it right.

As for Emma Watson, I'm afraid not. She's showing signs of Drew Barrymoreing. Give her about 5 years to come back around to bangable.

Chocobo said...

About 6 G&Ts. Sometimes I wish I could read before I hit submit.

MsPuddin said...

I don't know, they are both kind of pasty...

MsPuddin said...

btw, you can rufee me, I'm good in bed ;p

Lauren said...

Okay that picture makes it look like Radcliff has a huge head.

Regardless. Radcliff seems a bit stuck up for me. I'd pick Ron. I've always liked the bumbling sidekick.

HBee said...

No...I don't believe so. He's too young. Although he did do some live show with nude scenes. Is that even legal...? Oh that's right. It's "art" and it doesn't matter if he's a child as long as it's creative and artistic.

Phil said...

Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter would be a no, but Daniel Radcliffe in Equus would be a huge yes.