Get out your magic wand, put on your pointy hat and let me cast a spell on you...
...do roofies count as magic spells?
It's time for Would Ya Wednesday on Friday - The Chamber of Secrets! Ooooooh!
I realize Harry Potter is soooooooo 2006 and that now everyone is talking about Twilight - but I already know all you lady types would do the guy from Twilight. Mostly because my lady friend reminds me day after day after day...
Seriously - do you have to call out his name in bed?
And it was really creepy when I woke up and you were standing over me with a wooden stake. This vampire fetish is starting to weird me out - why can't we dress up in giant Bugs Bunny costumes like I asked?
What were we talking about?
Oh that's right, pedophilia.
You know the rules - I conjure up two pictures and you tell me if you would risk getting hogwarts by getting nuded up and playing quidditch with your privates.
Are they 18? I don't know. Are you the cops? Because I was just coming here to tell Emma that chatting online is dangerous. What is the beer for? Umm, a party...later...that she isn't going to. The condoms? They are for water balloons... The sex swing? It's part of a magic trick...
Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter
Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger