No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape -
I'm talking about Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol Edition!
For those of you have never been to a Would Ya Wednesday before - just close your eyes and let it happen. The safe word is "burger".
The rules - I audition two pictures and you tell me if you would take two steps forward and two steps back that ass up. Some of you pretend to have morals, some of you pretend to have a wild side and some of you pretend you haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Seriously, she just lays there!
So without further adieu - loosen your belt and welcome them to Hollywood -
Simon Cowell
Paula Abdul
38 comments:
Paula makes me go 'Straight Up.'
See what I did there?
Oh GOD no!
paula. totally. something about 99% of british guys makes me gag. Oh wait...where is Orlando Bloom from? And that transporter movies guy? Ok, so maybe like 50% of them. The hugh grants of the world.
Oh my god. I vomited a little.
Maybe in 1991. Maybe.
I think I'll pass.
Yes, I would do Simon. For some strange reason, I find him sexy. I CAN"T STAND the way he dresses, but
if we were bangin', I wouldn't have to worry about that would I?
Simon...uummm YES. He's delicious.
And not paula-- she scares me.
is the deal that i have to pick one?
simon.
Paula nope. She's a nut case and has horrible style (although I guess she'd be nekkid so...) No I've gotten off track, still no.
Simon I'd do. He's not bad and something about his attitude (while rude) is sexy. He's a strong willed man. Giddyup!
Yeah...let's be honest. I wouldn't kick Simon out of bed.
Do you hate us women or something? Simon Cowell? Ew. Never.
Simon Cowell? Mmmmm Maybe.
What's that all over Paula's chest in that picture? It looks like someone already gave her a resounding "yes."
I find Simon strangely sexy. Maybe its that he's such an asshole i can't help but want to do him. I'm into assholes.
wait. not like that. wait. or am i? no. i'm not. or yes i am. no really though.
Barfasaurus Rex.
By which I mean no.
No thanks. And I, arguably the biggest Kim K fan out there, have not seen the tape. She really just lays there? Honestly, I'm fine with that. I still want to see it.
Wait a second. Look at Paula's chest. Is there something on her? Like tape or something?
Seriously.
What is that?
Simon gets a yes from me.
Paula not so much...
LOL @ "safe word"
BURGER! Oh God, PLEASE! BURGER!
"No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape"
After that, you lost me.
Yeah, I'd do him. Then I'd roll over and say, "That...was atrocious."
And it's posts like *this* that are the reason I can't comment here. There is no choice when it comes to American Idol. I abstain!
Hey...wait a minute...
...where's Randy?!
I'd Yaba-Dab Abdul.
no and no!
BURGER!! BURGER!!!
Simon Cowell? No. But I do like me a British accent...
bleeech. hell no to both.
I bet Simon Cowell is horrible in bed and yet I think after a couple tequila shots I might be willing to test that theory.
Paula in the 80s? Totes.
Today? BURGER.
I think your label shoulda said "Simon Cowell has weird ARM hair"... seriously look at that gorilla shit!
And to answer your question, no thanks. In fact, I don't think I would do any guy you have posted yet :( I need to lower my morals and get laid.
Simon's funny, but I think I'll have morals this week and decline.
i would have sex with simon in a second, i wouldn't even have to think about it.
take me baby.
not just no but HELL NO. (and that applies to both of them)
wow...no one is getting any this week. barf city
You just made me waste my lo mein all over the desk!!
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