It's time to celebrate the chance for simple, everyday Americans to become stars. A chance to become a worldwide celebrity; complete with paparazzi, TV shows and thousands of people downloading your material online.
No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape -
I'm talking about Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol Edition!
For those of you have never been to a Would Ya Wednesday before - just close your eyes and let it happen. The safe word is "burger".
The rules - I audition two pictures and you tell me if you would take two steps forward and two steps back that ass up. Some of you pretend to have morals, some of you pretend to have a wild side and some of you pretend you haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Seriously, she just lays there!
So without further adieu - loosen your belt and welcome them to Hollywood -