Thursday, January 15, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol!

It's time to celebrate the chance for simple, everyday Americans to become stars. A chance to become a worldwide celebrity; complete with paparazzi, TV shows and thousands of people downloading your material online.

No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape -

I'm talking about Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol Edition!

For those of you have never been to a Would Ya Wednesday before - just close your eyes and let it happen. The safe word is "burger".

The rules - I audition two pictures and you tell me if you would take two steps forward and two steps back that ass up. Some of you pretend to have morals, some of you pretend to have a wild side and some of you pretend you haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Seriously, she just lays there!

So without further adieu - loosen your belt and welcome them to Hollywood -

Simon Cowell


Paula Abdul

38 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Paula makes me go 'Straight Up.'

See what I did there?

Ashley said...

Oh GOD no!

Fizzgig said...

paula. totally. something about 99% of british guys makes me gag. Oh wait...where is Orlando Bloom from? And that transporter movies guy? Ok, so maybe like 50% of them. The hugh grants of the world.

Lauren said...

Oh my god. I vomited a little.

Hammen said...

Maybe in 1991. Maybe.

Deutlich said...

I think I'll pass.

AMANDA said...

Yes, I would do Simon. For some strange reason, I find him sexy. I CAN"T STAND the way he dresses, but
if we were bangin', I wouldn't have to worry about that would I?

Maxie said...

Simon...uummm YES. He's delicious.

And not paula-- she scares me.

brookem said...

is the deal that i have to pick one?

simon.

Kellie said...

Paula nope. She's a nut case and has horrible style (although I guess she'd be nekkid so...) No I've gotten off track, still no.

Simon I'd do. He's not bad and something about his attitude (while rude) is sexy. He's a strong willed man. Giddyup!

stealthnerd said...

Yeah...let's be honest. I wouldn't kick Simon out of bed.

Marie said...

Do you hate us women or something? Simon Cowell? Ew. Never.

Angela said...

Simon Cowell? Mmmmm Maybe.

JustinS said...

What's that all over Paula's chest in that picture? It looks like someone already gave her a resounding "yes."

blue-eyed brunette said...

I find Simon strangely sexy. Maybe its that he's such an asshole i can't help but want to do him. I'm into assholes.

wait. not like that. wait. or am i? no. i'm not. or yes i am. no really though.

saratogajean said...

Barfasaurus Rex.

By which I mean no.

surviving myself said...

No thanks. And I, arguably the biggest Kim K fan out there, have not seen the tape. She really just lays there? Honestly, I'm fine with that. I still want to see it.

Kristen said...

Wait a second. Look at Paula's chest. Is there something on her? Like tape or something?

Kristen said...

Seriously.

What is that?

fiona said...

Simon gets a yes from me.
Paula not so much...
LOL @ "safe word"

Giggle Pixie said...

BURGER! Oh God, PLEASE! BURGER!

Matt said...

"No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape"

After that, you lost me.

TishTash said...

Yeah, I'd do him. Then I'd roll over and say, "That...was atrocious."

SoMi's Nilsa said...

And it's posts like *this* that are the reason I can't comment here. There is no choice when it comes to American Idol. I abstain!

moooooog35 said...

Hey...wait a minute...

...where's Randy?!

Heff said...

I'd Yaba-Dab Abdul.

Krystal said...

no and no!

Chocobo said...

BURGER!! BURGER!!!

HBee said...

Simon Cowell? No. But I do like me a British accent...

dmb5_libra said...

bleeech. hell no to both.

Megkathleen said...

I bet Simon Cowell is horrible in bed and yet I think after a couple tequila shots I might be willing to test that theory.

LiLu said...

Paula in the 80s? Totes.

Today? BURGER.

Smash said...

I think your label shoulda said "Simon Cowell has weird ARM hair"... seriously look at that gorilla shit!

And to answer your question, no thanks. In fact, I don't think I would do any guy you have posted yet :( I need to lower my morals and get laid.

Phil said...

Simon's funny, but I think I'll have morals this week and decline.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

i would have sex with simon in a second, i wouldn't even have to think about it.

take me baby.

Idiosynkrasia said...

not just no but HELL NO. (and that applies to both of them)

Sarah said...

wow...no one is getting any this week. barf city

Karen said...

You just made me waste my lo mein all over the desk!!