Thursday, January 15, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol!

It's time to celebrate the chance for simple, everyday Americans to become stars. A chance to become a worldwide celebrity; complete with paparazzi, TV shows and thousands of people downloading your material online.

No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape -

I'm talking about Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - American Idol Edition!

For those of you have never been to a Would Ya Wednesday before - just close your eyes and let it happen. The safe word is "burger".

The rules - I audition two pictures and you tell me if you would take two steps forward and two steps back that ass up. Some of you pretend to have morals, some of you pretend to have a wild side and some of you pretend you haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Seriously, she just lays there!

So without further adieu - loosen your belt and welcome them to Hollywood -

Simon Cowell


Paula Abdul

38 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

Paula makes me go 'Straight Up.'

See what I did there?

Ashley said...

Oh GOD no!

Fizzgig said...

paula. totally. something about 99% of british guys makes me gag. Oh wait...where is Orlando Bloom from? And that transporter movies guy? Ok, so maybe like 50% of them. The hugh grants of the world.

Lauren said...

Oh my god. I vomited a little.

Jum said...

Maybe in 1991. Maybe.

B said...

I think I'll pass.

AMANDA said...

Yes, I would do Simon. For some strange reason, I find him sexy. I CAN"T STAND the way he dresses, but
if we were bangin', I wouldn't have to worry about that would I?

Maxie said...

Simon...uummm YES. He's delicious.

And not paula-- she scares me.

megabrooke said...

is the deal that i have to pick one?

simon.

Kellie said...

Paula nope. She's a nut case and has horrible style (although I guess she'd be nekkid so...) No I've gotten off track, still no.

Simon I'd do. He's not bad and something about his attitude (while rude) is sexy. He's a strong willed man. Giddyup!

Anonymous said...

Yeah...let's be honest. I wouldn't kick Simon out of bed.

Marie said...

Do you hate us women or something? Simon Cowell? Ew. Never.

Pretty Unfamous said...

Simon Cowell? Mmmmm Maybe.

Anonymous said...

What's that all over Paula's chest in that picture? It looks like someone already gave her a resounding "yes."

Renee said...

I find Simon strangely sexy. Maybe its that he's such an asshole i can't help but want to do him. I'm into assholes.

wait. not like that. wait. or am i? no. i'm not. or yes i am. no really though.

saratogajean said...

Barfasaurus Rex.

By which I mean no.

Unknown said...

No thanks. And I, arguably the biggest Kim K fan out there, have not seen the tape. She really just lays there? Honestly, I'm fine with that. I still want to see it.

Anonymous said...

Wait a second. Look at Paula's chest. Is there something on her? Like tape or something?

Anonymous said...

Seriously.

What is that?

fiona said...

Simon gets a yes from me.
Paula not so much...
LOL @ "safe word"

Anonymous said...

BURGER! Oh God, PLEASE! BURGER!

Matt said...

"No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian making a sex tape"

After that, you lost me.

Tash said...

Yeah, I'd do him. Then I'd roll over and say, "That...was atrocious."

Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks said...

And it's posts like *this* that are the reason I can't comment here. There is no choice when it comes to American Idol. I abstain!

Moooooog35 said...

Hey...wait a minute...

...where's Randy?!

Heff said...

I'd Yaba-Dab Abdul.

her said...

no and no!

Angie said...

BURGER!! BURGER!!!

Anonymous said...

Simon Cowell? No. But I do like me a British accent...

dmb5_libra said...

bleeech. hell no to both.

Megkathleen said...

I bet Simon Cowell is horrible in bed and yet I think after a couple tequila shots I might be willing to test that theory.

rachaelgking said...

Paula in the 80s? Totes.

Today? BURGER.

Anonymous said...

I think your label shoulda said "Simon Cowell has weird ARM hair"... seriously look at that gorilla shit!

And to answer your question, no thanks. In fact, I don't think I would do any guy you have posted yet :( I need to lower my morals and get laid.

Anonymous said...

Simon's funny, but I think I'll have morals this week and decline.

alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

i would have sex with simon in a second, i wouldn't even have to think about it.

take me baby.

Ariel said...

not just no but HELL NO. (and that applies to both of them)

Anonymous said...

wow...no one is getting any this week. barf city

Anonymous said...

You just made me waste my lo mein all over the desk!!