I'm lazy and you've got low expectations so here are two quick videos to quench your blogging thirst until I find my motivation. Think of this post as the mozzarella sticks of this blog - sure they are good to tide you over now and then, but thats not why you come here. You come here for the sex appeal.
First - GET TO THE CHOPPA!
Second - what do you get when you mix cheesy 80's songs and hilarious Wilford Brimley commercials? ROCK ME DIABETUS
Third - This blog is scary and hysterical at the same time (like Republicans - ahhh I'm kidding you, Red Readers)