Work has me bent over like Nick Hogan in a prison shower so I won't be able to post anything witty or original until Monday. In other words, business as usual!
I turn 25 on Monday as well - which means it is time for my quarter-life crisis! If you see me next week I'll be driving a new sports car and dating a girl half my age. Maybe I'll even grow a goatee - I don't know - I don't want to sign up for that kind of commitment just yet.
What I'm trying to say is this: buy me something pretty.