Work has me bent over like Nick Hogan in a prison shower so I won't be able to post anything witty or original until Monday. In other words, business as usual!
I turn 25 on Monday as well - which means it is time for my quarter-life crisis! If you see me next week I'll be driving a new sports car and dating a girl half my age. Maybe I'll even grow a goatee - I don't know - I don't want to sign up for that kind of commitment just yet.
What I'm trying to say is this: buy me something pretty.
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Can I just get you something that already has a bow wrapped around it?
Or some whiskey to dull the pain?
I may make fun of you if you start dating a 12 year old. I'm just saying.
Happy early birthday!
Happy Birthday a few days early.
I vote no to dating a girl half your age by the way.
If we round up she would be 13. That's, um, not better
ok here's the thing, we have to be friends even more now because my birthday is on WEDNESDAY!!
yes, im older than you. thanks for reminding me.
oh and btw i totally understand where you are coming from with the whole work thing. im stressed the fuck out too.
happy birthday!!!
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