I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious.
Really! I am! Would this face lie to you?
Only to get in your pants.
But thats what the roofies are for! And the compliments - but seriously that shirt looks great on you.
Even with my harsh words - you know I love ya. I'm not so naive as to think you aren't important and that life could go on without you. In fact, I was just thinking about how lost I would be if it weren't for women! I guess what I'm trying to say is that...
...I really need help wrapping all these presents.
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My skilled tongue IS my present to all the ladies.
It's what I do.
Seriously, though - I can't figure out how to wrap it without gagging a little.
Suggestion: buy pretty boxes and tie ribbons around them - this is how to avoid wrapping all together.
Clearly, I wasn't blessed with this skill, either.
i think boys can get away with gift bags.
boys and their skillz. You know girls only like boys who have skillz.
Wow. I don't think I'm clear on the motivation behind this post but I'm glad whatever happened to make you write this happened.
Did that even make sense?
Gift bags dude. Gift. Bags.
Thank you for providing major laughs.. yet again.
And if I lived closer I'd totally help. I am A ROCKSTAR at wrapping presents.
But I would charge a "fee."
Just sayin.
I am sorry about the intense itching and burning feeling I gave you, but you know you still had a good time.
Spreading herpes since 1997
stealthnerd said it: GO WITH GIFT BAGS. For some reason people think it is just so creative.
There's a whole other post possible with this "Gift Bag" term, dude.
I will help you wrap presents, but only if one of them is for me.
No apology needed on my part. I love a big tube of sarcasm every now and then. :) Plus, you boys don't always have it easy w/ us women. But I guess it goes both ways... :)
screw wrapping - it's overrated. And this all coming from a woman you love to hate. I'm still right though.
And when their done wrapping, you can give them the sex they so desperately want.
You are a good man.
And I need a sandwich, so when they're done with the wrapping and sexing Chris up, can you make sure they get on that? Thanks.
If women had to appologize for all of the nasty stuff they say about men. . . well, let's just say I would be busy for a few years. Thank god for feminism.
And by the way, people get paid to wrap gifts at the store, why the hell are you asking me unless you're paying?
If you can put on a condom in less than 30 seconds then you can manage to drop a gift into a bag and shove paper over it. ;)
Allison M:
Screw wrapping?!
BRILLIANT!
It becomes self-adhesive!
Let me tell you something about a girl that gets a gift bag and not wrapping.
She hates you. Believe me. This is why I wrap presents like a blind person.
I'll help but only if I get to wear my ears and tights! I'll bring an extra set for you.
i do everything in my power NOT to wrap a single gift during the holidays birthday's etc.
i feel bad for my future children
First off, you bought presents? Guys do that?
And if I still lived there, I would totally wrap your presents. I LOVE WRAPPING PRESENTS... something about making those perfect little triangle corners just right... hmm, maybe I am ocd?
Pretty boys can totally pull off a colorful gift bag.
And if that doesn't work, always make the customer service people at the store where you bought the gift do the wrapping for you.
It might cost a few extra bucks, but in the end, when you see her astonished, happy face, it's a win-win.
I can't believe you didn't complete the line! That shirt looks great on you...
but it would look better on my floor.
Come on!
Gift bags, or even better, don't they still do gift wrapping at the malls?
Regardless, it's not how the package looks on the outside, it's how it makes you feel on the inside.
Wait...I mean, it's the thought that counts.
Your blog is crackin my ass up! I'm loving it!!
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