I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious.
Really! I am! Would this face lie to you?
Only to get in your pants.
But thats what the roofies are for! And the compliments - but seriously that shirt looks great on you.
Even with my harsh words - you know I love ya. I'm not so naive as to think you aren't important and that life could go on without you. In fact, I was just thinking about how lost I would be if it weren't for women! I guess what I'm trying to say is that...
...I really need help wrapping all these presents.