Thursday, December 18, 2008

Slash Is My Hero

Lady Friend, a vegetarian, watching me eat a plate of mussels - What do mussels taste like?

Me - A Guns'n'Roses guitar solo.

Lady Friend - That is what you said Christmas Ale tasted like.

Me - Exactly. Epic.

Lady Friend - You also compared taking off your shoes after a long day of work to a Guns'n'Roses guitar solo.

Me - They don't taste like that.


(BTW - I realize this post is weak sauce. I thought it was Friday all the way until I got to work and turned on my computer. So I'm pouting - and you are the one who suffers. Actually reading ANYTHING on here could be considered suffering but this post looks like something from Full House so it is even worse than normal.)

12 comments:

LBluca77 said...

Mussels? Never had those. I get the same reaction as you do when you eat mussels as to when I eat bacon.

Marie said...

Mussels are the bestest ever!

I sound like a 5 year old.

Don't worry. I thought it was Friday too. That cow of Thursday can be so tricky sometimes.

Melange said...

I concur, GnR makes me tingle just as much as Christmas Ale does. Mussels not so much. The sliminess trumps the tingly feeling.

Arjewtino said...

It's only weak sauce if you declare it weak sauce.

It's epic, though, if you declare it epic. You know, like a GnR guitar solo.

Kellie said...

Mmm...mussels are delish!

It's too bad Slash quit GNR. Axel gives them a bad name now. Have you heard the new CD? I'm afraid to listen to it so I doubt I ever will.

surviving myself said...

You should've rolled your sleeves up, flexed and asked, "You wanna find out honey???"

Christina_the_wench said...

Full House...John Stamos..... I'm staying just for the thoughts you invoked. Whew. Thanks.

20-Something said...

I thought the post was hilarious. I'm going to start comparing everything amazing to a "Guns n Roses guitar solo." Genius.

rs27 said...

It should be a Slash guitar solo because the new GnR album is lacking in the face melting solo department

Fizzgig said...

mussels? Thats like eating a foot, seein how thats how they get around they stick themselves outside the shell and hoof it. So, really they must taste like feet?

Ben said...

The theme is this week is 'I wish I were dead'.

moooooog35 said...

You should really go full circle with this analogy and put a little top hat on each mussel and then make it shoot heroin.