Lady Friend, a vegetarian, watching me eat a plate of mussels - What do mussels taste like?
Me - A Guns'n'Roses guitar solo.
Lady Friend - That is what you said Christmas Ale tasted like.
Me - Exactly. Epic.
Lady Friend - You also compared taking off your shoes after a long day of work to a Guns'n'Roses guitar solo.
Me - They don't taste like that.
(BTW - I realize this post is weak sauce. I thought it was Friday all the way until I got to work and turned on my computer. So I'm pouting - and you are the one who suffers. Actually reading ANYTHING on here could be considered suffering but this post looks like something from Full House so it is even worse than normal.)