Friday, December 5, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday on Friday

What better way to celebrate a Friday than to unfairly judge celebrities and point out their every flaw?

Thats right, it's time for WOULD YA WEDNESDAY ON FRIDAY!

*crowd noise*

Side note - crowd noise was edited in during production - the original crowd was bored at best.

I would tell you the rules - but I don't make rules I break them. I also ride motorcycles and use hair gel...laaaaaadies.

Below are two pictures - you tell me if you would point your privates in their direction and sail their vast seas.

And awaaaaaaay weeeee goooooooo!

Kari Byron of Mythbusters fame

Keanu Reeves of bad acting fame

31 comments:

moooooog35 said...

I would bust her myth so bad I'd become legend.

See what I did there?

Matt said...

Why yes. Yes I would.

Deutlich said...

I pick the chick. Cuz yes.

AMANDA said...

I'm in a dry spell right now, so I would just about bang anyone.
So yes. To both.

moooooog35 said...

Amanda:

How you doin'?

Nej said...

Keanooooo!!

saratogajean said...

No and no.

But I'm laughing so hard about moooog busting Kari's myth that my judgement is a bit clouded. So maybe yes and yes.

surviving myself said...

I think your tag about Kari pretty much answers this question.

LBluca77 said...

Ya I would get on Keanu, but only if he didn't talk. His voice annoys me.

Karen said...

Yes to Keanu. But only if he was wearing that dirty t-shirt from Speed.

Maxie said...

Yes.

and No.

I hate poo poo reaves.

longredcape said...

I would TOTALLY do Keanu. And if I were a guy I'd do that chick, too.

Sarah said...

keanu...yes, but he's not allowed to talk.

Julie_Gong said...

I'd would have to go with Kari. fo sho.

fiona said...

Oh, ok, go on then, I'd give Keanu a quickie.

stealthnerd said...

Is it wrong that I'd be more into Kari than Keanu?

Poetry Sue said...

Mooog... the only legend you could make is the legend of the tiny private.

I would do either if they bought me enough drinks to make me giggle...

Giggle Pixie said...

Oh Good Lord no!

Angela said...

Why would you put Kari but not Tori?

I would SO get it on with him. No drinks neccessary. Keanu? Not so much. You couldn't pay me.

Toddletown USA said...

I would definitely get after Kari. Ha! is all I can say about Keanu aka Shane Falco.

Marie said...

No, Keanu is too boring. I'd fall asleep before anything got started.

Vicky said...

Yes to both. Except that picture of Keanu is a bit offputting. What's with the hair?!

Phil said...

I think I'd have to be at least three-fourths blitzed to even consider Keanu. Because by then, he's probably seem all charming.

Brookie Brooke said...

Neither, and I have already been drinking tonight. So the amount of drinks ive had, is still not enough. Dangsies.

LadyShay said...

I can't stand that chick. Kari, not Keanu. And I cant imagine how boring Keanu's sex would be, he would just be staring at me with those dark blank eyes the whole time, in his monotone whisper "do you like that?"

Couldn't do it.

LiLu said...

If I can duct tape Keanu's mouth... or better yet, he's only able to say lines from "Bill & Ted".

Ashley said...

Ew, no. I'll pass thanks.

Kellie said...

Keanu's not a bad looking guy so I'd say yes, but only if he didn't talk. His acting is so bad it gives me nightmares.

Alexa said...

keanu anytime anyplace (just like the janet jackson song)

i actually watched speed last night. hot.

John said...

hey, why do you have a picture of my girlfriend on your blog!?

have you ever seen the pics she did in a red bra and lab coat? daddy like!

Anonymous said...

@Moooooog35

Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.

Let's continue our little discussion here:

https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTEN

I'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!

PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!