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Would Ya Wednesday is the weekly segment that pits your loins against your morals. Carefully examining just how slutty (very) or respectable (not at all) you really are.
For those of you who haven't played before - I hope you have all of your shots.
Here are the rules - I put up a pinch of male, a dash of female - mix it together with some roofies and cigarettes and BAM! You tell me if you would put a bun in their oven.
This week's theme - chefs. Now remember, Dear Promiscuous Reader, you are simply kneading their dough - no obligations beyond that - so don't get your panties in a bunch (those of you that didn't drop them when I said "Would Ya Wednesday" - seriously didn't your mother raise you better than that?)
Bobby Flay -
Rachel Ray -
36 comments:
Oh ya. I'd go for him. Although I would like some Tyler Florence too.
What about that hot Italian chick with the big head?
I'd do her.
All of a sudden....I'm celibate. I'm doin it for Jesus, even though, he is not my personal homeboy.
Bobby Flay makes me vom in my mouth. I'd probably vom in his, too.
I'd have to say "no" on Bobby Flay. You should have asked about Michael Chiarello. Mmm I'd eat HIM.
Absolutely! Gotta love a man who can cook!!
I'm curious why you picked rachael for the girl and not Giada...
MY ACHILLES HEEL!!
Ugh. Rachael Ray.
Can she be unconscious when I bang her?
Or do I have to listen to her fucking grating shit eating voice? Let me know. Thanks in advance.
I would do Bobby Flay if I was allowed to violate him with a broom and then stab him in the ear with a pencil afterwards.
Gotta hand it to you, Narm. Most challenging one yet.
Rachel Ray...sure, why not.
Now Giada...
Shes fire.
Yeah...What about Giada? She's a real beaut!!!
Probably have to be a 12-pack deep before I got with Rachel Ray. Not because she isn't good looking, but because otherwise I'd punch her in the face for being annoying. And she might have reservations about hooking up with me after that. In my experiences with women, they don't usually like that.
mmmmmm Bobby Flay... His boy can meet my grill anytime!!
I'd rather starve...
I'd do em' both, as long as Rachel didn't make a sound. Her voice makes my teeth hurt and Bobby... well Bobby just looks like he's got a nice big, thick, juicy... steak, to cook for me afterwards!
*Bon Don*
Bobby flay is a sex GOD
I'd only do Bobby if I was so drunk he had to pick me up with his spatula.
Neither.
What about that Julia Child???
She was a hot little dish wasn't she?
Rachel Ray is a definite no. No amount of alcohol can change my mind. I would not want to know how much more annoying she'd be during sex.
I'd bend Bobby over after a bottle of wine, but only if he made me breakfast afterward. Kidding.
Two no's this week. I like NY'ers and all, but not like that.
-Him
Okay maybe I lied earlier, I do in fact like NYers in that way. Who am I kidding.
But I still say no to Rachel and Bobby.
I'd punch RR.
Bobby Flay looks like a deranged elf. And I simply cannot stand his culinary stylings. Who needs to put three sauces on every dish? It makes me afraid of the unnatural things he might try in bed.
Rachael Ray should be QUARTERED. Like with HORSES. And yes, I mean it.
Come'ere, Bobby...
Flay= no f'n way.
Ray= f no
Do I get a free meal out of this? Because then I have to don't I? At least thats what my mom taught me.
I've said yes to every woman on here..
The streak continues.
That guy looks like a huge penis.
I'd do Giada too.
No and no.
and i think this is the first time i've gone all double negative. it's a sad day.
You should have gone with curtis stone-- WHAMMY.
I'd rather marinate my own clam than do either of them.
I agree with Maxie...Curtis Stone would have been a nice option. But that would have been too easy. Who could say no to him?
If I had an official "list", Bobby would be #1 or #2. Watching him compete in Iron Chef is mandatory foreplay though.
I've met Rachael Ray and I have a girl crush on her, so of the 2, I'd pick her.
Now if you'd had Rocco DiSpirito on here, that would be a WHOLE other story.
Mmm...Rocco....
No to R.R.
I'd totally do Bobby Flay...
Oh, wait...
I'd do Bobby Flay.
I'm surprised more people haven't said yes to Rachael Ray. She's ALWAYS saying, "How good does THAT look?" Very encouraging.
Geez. I'm behind on my blogs. Just been too busy. But I'd say no to both of them. Ew. Unless they cooked some delicious dish for me and got me wasted. Then maybe.
You mean someone has ACTUALLY fucked Bobby Flay's Howdy-Doody lookin' ass before ? Sheeeit !!!
Rachel Ray, all the way !
Word verification : emeryl - weird !!
oh my goodness i love bobby flay.
They both drive me crazy. But I will take some Bobby balls over Rachels mouth all day
I absolutely adore everything about Rachael Ray I think she,s GORGEOUS.
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