Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I Can't Fight This Feeling Any Longer

I looked DAMN good yesterday - and I didn't just look good because I'm good looking. Though I will say it feels awful good looking that good looking.

Why can't they bottle that feeling? That "new haircut" or "favorite shirt" feeling. You can send me 1,000 emails about making my "love member" bigger - but if you tell me you can give me that "new haircut" feel I am throwing down my Visa.

Cars get this whenever they want. They can just buy an air freshener with new car smell. The best humans have is Axe - but that just makes you feel like a lonely teenager who just discovered there was porn on the internet. Was that just me? Well this is awkward...

Think about how much more productive we would all be if we felt like Brad Pitt everyday. Hell - think about how much better of an actor Brad Pitt would be if he had the "new haircut" feel everyday. He would be like, "Damn! I look almost as good as Narm today!" He is a long time reader - no big deal. Where do you think he got the idea for that mustache?

If I had "favorite shirt" feeling everyday of my life I would be unstoppable. Traffic lights would always be green, McDonald's would quit putting pickles on my double chee like I ask and the coffee pots would ALWAYS be full.

But I'm not just thinking about me, here, let's do it for Brad Pitt.

18 comments:

moooooog35 said...

I get that Brad Pitt feeling everytime I bang Angelina Jolie.

This is not nearly often enough.

lbluca77 said...

I love those days when you are feeling good. But why do they seem to happen on work days or when I have no place to go? Why can't this happen on a Saturday night?

Marie said...

I'd like to bottle me up some Ryan Reynolds! Rawr!

Oh is that not what you were talking about?

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

i can think about while reading this is those douchbags that made the "new haircut" videos on youtube.

you don't want to be them, let me tell you.

Angela said...

I think the world would get nothing done because we'd all be thinkin' our shit don't stink.

Matt said...

The only thing better than a new haircut... is an even newer haircut.

Cassidy said...

I want to bottle up the "just had sex" feeling. Mmmmm....

surviving myself said...

Every day, the first thing I say to myself is "I hope I am as good as Narm today."

Christina_the_wench said...

But then the 50 million kids we adopted from third world countries would start whining about food and paparazzi and the mood would be ruined.

I personally think Angie is ugly too. I'm the only one in America, but dammit, I stand by my opinion.

Fizzgig said...

i do not like brad with that mustache. he looks like a child molestor!

not that everyone does that has one, but something about him with one doesnt sit well with m e!

f.B said...

I need a new haircut.

fiona said...

I'm DOING IT for Brad Pitt...nope, nothing is happening...sometimes you have me do the weirdest shit Narm!
LMAO

Desert Rat said...

Why does it seem like boys/males never like pickles?

LiLu said...

I know EXACTLY what you mean, though it's usually a byproduct of a pair of killer new heels. You feel me? (I know you do...)

Julie_Gong said...

i could use some new haircut feeling right about now. the thing is when i actually have these days i always end up doing something ridic because i feel awesome. that probably isn't a bad thing though. idk... what am i saying?

Je said...

You are officially the first man to understand why women love to shop so much.

Congrats.

Leah said...

Yeah... I got kindof addicted to that "new haircut" feeling...

And I use the word "addicted" specifically because when I got in my car to drive home from the salon yesterday, it hit me that my hair had gone from mid-back to MY CHIN in a matter of months and if I didn't slow down I'd be bald by September.

I need to cool it with the new haircuts. Maybe I should buy a new shirt.

Andhari said...

Brad Pitt should work hard to be as sexy as you, shouldn't he?

I want that new hair cut feeling, or new feeling in general but it requires me to shop too much :(