I looked DAMN good yesterday - and I didn't just look good because I'm good looking. Though I will say it feels awful good looking that good looking.
Why can't they bottle that feeling? That "new haircut" or "favorite shirt" feeling. You can send me 1,000 emails about making my "love member" bigger - but if you tell me you can give me that "new haircut" feel I am throwing down my Visa.
Cars get this whenever they want. They can just buy an air freshener with new car smell. The best humans have is Axe - but that just makes you feel like a lonely teenager who just discovered there was porn on the internet. Was that just me? Well this is awkward...
Think about how much more productive we would all be if we felt like Brad Pitt everyday. Hell - think about how much better of an actor Brad Pitt would be if he had the "new haircut" feel everyday. He would be like, "Damn! I look almost as good as Narm today!" He is a long time reader - no big deal. Where do you think he got the idea for that mustache?
If I had "favorite shirt" feeling everyday of my life I would be unstoppable. Traffic lights would always be green, McDonald's would quit putting pickles on my double chee like I ask and the coffee pots would ALWAYS be full.
But I'm not just thinking about me, here, let's do it for Brad Pitt.