Get in the game and out of your pants - it's time for everyone's favorite game -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - The Kid Athlete Edition.
Where if you're lucky, you'll get triple-doubled over in a skins game.
Oh the sports puns are endless!
Lets look at our lovely contestants -
First - Michelle Wie. You didn't know she was 18 yet, did you Reader? You've been watching her in all these tournaments using words like "cute" and "pretty" because you thought she was like 11 and you didn't want to sound like a creeper. YOUR TIME HAS COME! You can now openly make sexual comments with the safety of knowing you are only a normal level of creepy.
Second - Lebron James. Science has proven that Lebron James is better than me at every activity on earf. If there was a Narm contest, Lebron James could show up and do a better Narm impression than I could ever imagine. I would probably finish 3rd or 4th. Besides being a physical specimen, the greatest basketball player on earf and a handsome devil - he also can dance. What the hell? I'm 5'10" with back issues and look like a retard humping a doorknob every time Bel Biv Devoe's 'Poison' comes on. Spread the wealth, God!
If you are knew to the game, the rules are simple. I put up two pictures and you tell me if you would let them play your back 9.