Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Girly Man

Me: Do you have anything for spiders? I scream like a little school girl every time I see one.

Hardware Guy: We have traps.

Me: Looking more for something that will ensure I never have to see another spider ever.

Hardware Guy: You could just be a man about it.

Me: Do you sell something for that?

14 comments:

lbluca77 said...

HAHAHA Why are men always so scared of spiders? Killing spiders makes me feel manly.

Christina_the_wench said...

They obviously kicked you out of Putnam and Allen County. Am I right?

Marie said...

Let me know if you find something because I need to give it to my boyfriend.

Taylor said...

Oh, Narm :)

I'm one of those weird girls that doesn't mind spiders.

Lily said...

If only hardware stores sold balls...
*sigh

miss. chief said...

haha at the tattoo shop i'm the only one who is brave enough to get the spiders. it's hilarious. same with bees, whenever one comes in everybody freaks out except me.

mysterg said...

I'm not sure the hardware store sell balls - you're supposed to grow a pair!

BrazenBareToe said...

I taught my dogs to eat bugs. Especially spiders! You could get a dog?

Kellie said...

I am deathly afraid of spiders. If I even get near one I start to shake and basically hyperventilate. I know I am ridiculous. But at least I'm a girl. :)

TishTash said...

I'm scared of spiders, too. I'm afraid one'll look at me all dopey and then I punch it in the face and get arrested for assault.

No wait, not spiders. Tobey Maguire.

Mike said...

It wasn't one of those jumping spiders was it? You do know there are spiders that jump at you don't you? Just thought you ought to know that. Let me know if there's anything else I can help with.

Wv: undringl - What you do after you get stuck in a dringl.

LiLu said...

B's the same way about rats. He makes me call them "kitties" when we see them scuttling on the street.

Pussies.

The rats! Not you...

Well.

justjp said...

Could you imagine if they did sell "being a man" and the commercials for it! Awesome.

Allison M. said...

luckily the Bf will handle those gross things.

Not without chasing me around with it though.