Guys could never be bulimic.
Have you ever heard a guy throw up? It sounds like a dump truck full of old timey cash registers is dumping it's load into a big vat of running vacuum cleaners.
When girls throw up it sounds like a kitten's meow. Like "burp!" and it's over. It is practically a pleasant sound. Like whale noises.
Guys lose a minimum of two organs per vomit. It is like we are trying to excise a demon if we get the flu.
I feel like guys are just doing it wrong - like this is another one of girls' mind tricks. Girls just lean over the toilet and it's over. If you blink you might miss it. When I have the flu it is like a full body work-out. Every muscle in my body is tired when I am done. Lance Armstrong and his Tour de France can suck it; I just threw up for 2 hours. If guys were bulimic we would all be ripped. Instead of P90X I am just going to eat day-old Chinese food once a week and spend my Sunday hunched over the lue. Feel the burn!
Girls have no idea what it feels like. Imagine the feeling of your innards opening up and just spewing out their contents.
You know, the puking thing really isn't that bad.