Things I have trouble believing -
People think Katherine Heigl is attractive and a sweetheart.
Anyone has ever laughed at a Wanda Sykes joke ever.
Jon and Kate have anything left to say.
Heidi and Spencer are still relevant in any way.
Winona Ryder won't return my phone calls.
Tyler Perry isn't turning into Earnest (umm...umm...Madea goes to...space? Film it!)
Grey's Anatomy is still on.
People don't realize Lady Gaga dresses like that because it makes people buy her records.
Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in a movie in almost 3 years but I still see a news story on her daily.
We are all supposed to forget about shaved head / swastika carving / umbrella wielding Brittney.
I've been blogging for over two years.
Thanks to everyone who reads this space and helps satisfy my need for attention. If I could give you all a big kiss, buy you a beer and give you a smack on the ass I would - but my lawyer said I'm not allowed within 50 yards of any of you.
Thanks to all of the great people I've met, the great blogs I've found and for anyone who reads White-Collar Redneck.