Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Things I have trouble believing -

People think Katherine Heigl is attractive and a sweetheart.

Anyone has ever laughed at a Wanda Sykes joke ever.

Jon and Kate have anything left to say.

Heidi and Spencer are still relevant in any way.

Winona Ryder won't return my phone calls.

Tyler Perry isn't turning into Earnest (umm...umm...Madea goes Film it!)

Grey's Anatomy is still on.

People don't realize Lady Gaga dresses like that because it makes people buy her records.

Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in a movie in almost 3 years but I still see a news story on her daily.

We are all supposed to forget about shaved head / swastika carving / umbrella wielding Brittney.

I've been blogging for over two years.

Thanks to everyone who reads this space and helps satisfy my need for attention. If I could give you all a big kiss, buy you a beer and give you a smack on the ass I would - but my lawyer said I'm not allowed within 50 yards of any of you.

Thanks to all of the great people I've met, the great blogs I've found and for anyone who reads White-Collar Redneck.


moooooog35 said...

You're welcome.

Where's my money?!?

When you talk about bald Britney, which area of her boday are you discussing?

Because, seriously...I'm only thinking of one of them.

miss. chief said...

two years! yay!

Ben said...

Happy blog birthday, sir. I will gladly take that beer now.

mysterg said...

Winona won't return my calls either. Bitch!

Congrats on your two year anniversary.

zwinggi said...

dude, you turned a bitch session about pop culture into a blogday wish for yourself. i don't know if i'm impressed at your reversal of article direction, annoyed at your attention to attention seeking detail, or flabbergasted that you've actually been writing a relevant and comical blog for two years now. probably all of the above.

by the way, flabbergasted is apparently not only an actual word, but it is spelled correctly according to blogger spell check. that's straight up awesometown, usa.

stealthnerd said...

happy 2 years.

And if it makes you feel any better, most people I know have trouble believing those same things....

Aunt Maureen said...

I'd take Heigel over Hayden any day of the week.

Happy Anniversary!

Lemmonex said...

You can buy me a beer next month.

KHeigel is obnoxious as fuck, but I do think she is pretty. Not beautiful, but pretty.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

congrats buddy!! i love you blog, because it made us friends (obviously)

Chris said...

You're one of the good ones dude.

lacochran said...

Congrats! And Wanda? Hilarious! Believe it! We know my taste is above suspicion.

Maxie said...

Lindsay Lohan is still hot.

Gilahi said...

I can't believe that even though the '60s are long gone, you can still buy a paisley tie.

Wv: amones - A punk rock group that has lost their lead.

Sarah said...

congrats! thanks for making me laugh out loud at work in a kind of embarrassing way all the time. just drop the beer and the ass smack in the mail.

Ashley said...

It should be more like, thanks for blogging Narm!

You're my laugh of the day. I'd be lost without it.

LBluca77 said...

I didn't know I touched your life so much.

I am with you on Brittany and her shaved head and umbrella attack. I will never forget this happened. And to make sure I don't I will never take down the picture of her attacking that car with an umbrella off of my refrigerator. NEVER!!

Mike said...

Be careful about this nicey nice stuff people. He's getting ready to ask you to come over and help him work on his house!

Marie said...

Happy, happy blogaversary!

Now come to DC and buy me that beer.

bwp said...

I think Katherine Heigl is a fucking moron, but I still find her pretty.

I like your blog.

PS Winona isn't returning your calls because she is returning mine. Sorry. We can't all be winners.

Kellie said...

Congrats on your 2 years! I'll give you a virtual ass smack for it.

Matt said...

I heard lady gaga was a hermaphrodite.

no joke google it.

or dont...actually, you probably shouldnt.

congrats on 2 years man.

Angela said...

I hope this isn't a "suicide" note for your blog. Meaning I hope that you continue blogging and this isn't a "farewell blogland" note trying to tell us you're going to delete it.

LiLu said...

Congrats, dear, and happy blogoversary.

Don't you just hate people who use that word?

Jill Pilgrim said...

Lady Gaga scares me. Like if I saw her in the street I would probably start crying and shaking like a kitten.

Anonymous said...

I agreed until you brought Grey's into it.

Then you lost me.

Andhari said...

Happy bloggy birthday! Mine is approaching too, also the 2nd one. I think your blog and mine should go play in the day care together :p

Too cheesy? Um, okay.

LMAO I think I'm one of the rare few who doesn't think Gaga is all that, you know?

Allison M. said...

yep, you wouldn't be the man you are without me reminding you of your flaws.

on a daily basis.

and I believe I've heard Poker Face coming from your office.

Karen said...

I think you're forgetting Lindsay Lohan's recent movie Labor Pains that premiered on ABC Family Channel last month. So, clearly, still a relevant part of pop culture.

Congrats on sticking around for two years. Glad I found the blog!