Thursday, August 13, 2009

Pizza Face - True FML

Last night I tried to pop a zit on my chest but it just flaked off and I realized it was dried on pizza sauce. I had been wearing a shirt the entire day.

FML

13 comments:

Deutlich said...

EEEEEEEEEWWW

Christina_the_wench said...

Um, a bath once a week maybe??? Just a suggestion.

Taylor said...

Oh my god, I'm laughing out loud right now. No 'lol', this is the real thing. You are hilarious.

Idea #527 said...

I LOVE FML!! Love it!! I just actually looked at it last Friday and well, have been addicted ever since.

Oh and I would be totally disgusted by that but like 2 weeks ago Dean actually was popping a zit in the bathroom and then I had him try the meal I cooked that night. And without washing his hands he picked out a piece of chicken to eat. When I asked, did you wash your hands, he said "no..." And I said "well, you can just take this home and eat it then." Then he said "Yes, my plan worked!!"

Chris said...

Arguably the grossest post I've ever read. Well done.

moooooog35 said...

I did that once, except it was on my left nut.

You think that's bad, you should see the pizza.

Mike said...

I'd forgot about FML. Thanks for the reminder.

BrazenBareToe said...

If it doesn't have a white head it's not worth trying to pop. Or might be left over meat sauce. Just so you know for future reference.

Kellie said...

So, when was the last time you ate pizza???

zwinggi said...

did you bring any for me?

Andhari said...

Oh wow I'm soooo not eating pizza tonight! LOL.

Hex said...

You were supposed to save that for later!

Je said...

GUH-rooosssss.