Friday, July 31, 2009

Dancing Queen

It is extremely important that you check out Alexa's blog today.

Go here.

If you need me I'll be spending the rest of the day eating red meat, using a chainsaw and objectifying women to try to regain any semblance of masculinity.

7 comments:

Valerie said...

Don't forget to watch a lot of porn.

Better make sure it's girl on girl, too. Just to be safe.

Mike said...

You need to grow a beard, grow a pony tail and get a Harley. Quick! And tats. Lots of tats.

Ashley said...

And make sure you scratch a lot.

Kellie said...

And fart. Manly men fart a lot.

I've got to agree that you do look a lot alike, but you are still better looking. No worries.

Zan said...

Oh, and adjust your junk...often...preferably in public. THAT will certainly help you regain your man card. Now go forth and junk-grab with honor!

LiLu said...

I hope you started a bar brawl last night. Let's see the black eye.

Andhari said...

Or wear a top that shows your chest hair!