Don't forget to watch a lot of porn.Better make sure it's girl on girl, too. Just to be safe.
You need to grow a beard, grow a pony tail and get a Harley. Quick! And tats. Lots of tats.
And make sure you scratch a lot.
And fart. Manly men fart a lot.I've got to agree that you do look a lot alike, but you are still better looking. No worries.
Oh, and adjust your junk...often...preferably in public. THAT will certainly help you regain your man card. Now go forth and junk-grab with honor!
I hope you started a bar brawl last night. Let's see the black eye.
Or wear a top that shows your chest hair!
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