Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Slay The Dragon


The next person I see in a shirt with a dragon I am going to walk up to and just say -

"So...uh...really into dragons, huh?"

At what point is it acceptable to just have a dragon on your shirt? Even dungeons and dragons kids think that is nerdy.

Dragons are not bacon - you can't just add them to anything and make it better. This isn't Lord of the Rings, or Camelot or Hogwarts - and you aren't some knight in shining armor. You are a guy in his late twenties sitting at a bar trying to get a 22 year old girl drunk enough to come home with you.

Let's put it this way - if you were at the bar and saw a girl with a unicorn on her shirt - would you be impressed?

26 comments:

Ashley said...

I would never date a guy who wore a shirt with a dragon on it. Never.

bakingwithplath said...

...what's wrong with wearing a unicorn shirt?

Deutlich said...

that is one fugly shirt.

lacochran said...

Dragons are hot.

Dungeons are hot.

Dungeons and dragons, really not.

Violet said...

I think one dragon shirt and one unicorn shirt is ok, the rest of the wardrobe better be normal people shit!

whattheham said...

drags are definitely not bacon. not even close.

rs27 said...

Ashley is lying because Brad Pitt has a dragon shirt. So do I. I'm hip.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

if i see one more person with an affliction shirt on i'm going to afflict some serious pain on them....

moooooog35 said...

I have a shirt with a dragon fighting a unicorn.

So I think they cancel each other out.

zwinggi said...

i don't wanna sound queer or nothin, but i think unicorns are pretty kickass.

Marie said...

Yeah but what about a shirt with a princess on it?

What??

Mel said...

Dragon shirt.
Unicorn shirt.
Ha!

Angela said...

That the shirt says "Roar" at the top is what gets me.

Lauren said...

Okay, it's an awful shirt, it really is. But my old male (and slightly gay) roommate had a black shirt with a dragon on it and somehow he made it work.

I still don't know how.

Heff said...

I'm pretty sure a chick in a unicorn shirt would be a pretty easy lay. Just my 2 cents.

BrazenBareToe said...

Is it just me or does that shirt look bedazzled?

Kellie said...

So you're saying you wouldn't hit on my even if I wore my BEST unicorn shirt ever? Damn it.

justjp said...

If I saw a girl with a unicorn on her shirt, I would ask to rub her horn. Then ask for a high five.

Mike said...

@Kellie - Not to worry Kellie, not to worry one bit.

Taylor said...

Hm. I read this right after reading bakingwithplath's shirt post and laughed a whole bunch.

Dragons, hippos, unicorns... jeez

LBluca77 said...

Am I the only one that thinks that shirt looks like there is glitter on it?

Ben said...

I used to wear Dragon shirts when I was 12 and they were badass. Now my shirts have much more demure Grizzly Bears on them. Badass but refined.

Allison M. said...

i'm with alexa. i hate affliction shirts and ed hardy.

i'm over it and so is prince charming.

Un[Censored] said...

All shirts aside...the "fad" here in SoCal is fucking UGG Boots. If you don't know what they are, take a look. They look like something a freaking Eskimo would wear.
So, I ask you. WHY THE HELL DO YOU WEAR SNOW BOOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA?!

95 degree weather is not the time to wear boots with fur on them...

Jez said...

I have a black t-shirt from the Gap that has a fake pool hall name from the Phillipines and a dragon on it. It's about 4 years old, though, so go suck it, it works for me.

Smash said...

My boy has stuff with dragons on it... but then again, he is from Wales and it's totally acceptable for them. Ya know, cuz their flag has a giant dragon on it.

Everyone else should just wear unicorns.