Thursday, July 16, 2009

WyW - Golfer's Edition

It's time to drop your score AND your pants...

That's right, it's time for WOULD YA WEDNESDAY on THURSDAY - Golfer's Edition.

The only place it is ok to hook up with someone with a handicap.

Today's first contestant is LPGA golfer Paula Creamer. I have no idea who she is because golf is the only thing more boring than this blog (if only I could get this blog to be in high definition) - but her last name is Creamer. CREAMER, people. I would rather have the last name Beatmeup than Creamer. Poor girl didn't stand a chance.

And our male contestant, of course, is Tiger Woods. Talk about winning the name lottery. Paula Creamer is pissed she just got lumped in with Tiger Woods. Both of his names are awesome. I couldn't pull off either one. If my name was Tiger people would just make Tony the Tiger jokes all the time...Theeeey'rrrre GRRRRREAT! Har har, I get it. Not Tiger Woods. He has an equally badass last name so people fear him like the reaper. He is also good at golf.

For those of you new to WyW, here are the rules - I give you two people and you tell me if you would drive through their rough or if you would rather give yourself a two stroke penalty.

Four! (more like four and a half, but who's counting?)

Paula Creamer

Tiger Woods

25 comments:

AMANDA said...
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Allison M. said...

duh. Tiger.

you should've done tiger vs. his wife. or posh vs. beckham.

AMANDA said...

Tiger Woods. Cute, rich and athletic. Perfect!

Chris said...

I'd cream all over Paula.

Hey, you asked for it.

lbluca77 said...

I would do Tiger's bank account but not him.

zwinggi said...

i wouldn't kick creamer out of bed, but i probably wouldn't invite her there either.

Stephanique1 said...

I'd like to play with Tiger's 9 (inch) iron.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

her last name is really CREAMER??

dear lord.

Ashley said...

YES PLEASE!

I'd buy him the alcohol, I'm sure he'd need it in my case ;-)

bakingwithplath said...

Paula looks terrified, but I bet Tiger would want me to hold him and he would probably cry or something. I'll go with Paula.

Marie said...

Me thinks yes.

Gilahi said...

So if they got married, would she be Paula Creamer-Woods?

fiona said...

The expression on Woods face says it all!

TheGuy said...

yes and yes, every time. are these too easy or is something wrong with me?

longredcape said...

"The only place it is ok to hook up with someone with a handicap."

You are just wrong.

WRONG!!

Andhari said...

Is this even a question? Undoubtedfully Tiger, look at him. Rawr.

Sarah said...

eh i'll do the lady. maybe she'll let me borrow that dress!

Angela said...

I wouldn't mind some Tiger in MY woods.

Mike said...

Yes to this Creamer shot.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/1104221271_acd85fca08.jpg

katelyn said...

at least her first name isn't Anita. Anita Creamer - that would be a bummer.

i knew a girl named Anita Johnson. i think her parents hated her.

but definitely Tiger. i mean hello.

Phil said...

Pardon the pun, but I would totally pounce Tiger's bones. Rawwwwrrr.

Just Playing Pretend said...

Their last names are woods and creamer.

I can't stop giggling.

Matt said...

I'd tee off on Paula any day.

Mike said...

Here's the whole URL in pieces.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/

1237/1104221271_acd85fca08.jpg

LiLu said...

The chick. Tiger would probably start crying or something. I just don't see him being a tiger in the bedroom... HA HA.