Setting - Alexa's extremely loud bday party at the Greenhouse Tavern. There is a table of her family, her friends, her co-workers...and her social media friends (consisting of myself, Allison and CLE Clothing Co.).
Alexa's Mom, leaving one loud, laughing table and walking up to mine (the social media nerds) - "Wow - you guys are quiet!"
Me - "We're her online friends so we are all talking to each other on Twitter - but don't worry - we're doing it all in caps."
I'm pretty sure someone needs to give me a wedgie and stuff me in a locker now.