Thursday, July 2, 2009

WyW - Dead Sexy Edition

Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?

That's right it's time to quit searching for a heart beat and start searching for love on - Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Dead Sexy Edition.

R.I.P. Morals

Quick note before we get started, unlike R Kelly, these selections are age specific. So don't jump to conclusions until you have taken that into consideration. (This is the same thing I tell the cops when I sit outside of the junior high cheerleading practice.)

Our first contestant is Farrah Fawcett in her older years. A lot of people still thought she was dead sexy...er...not DEAD sexy...you know what I mean...oh boy. This is awkward.

Farrah Fawcett was 100% sexy in the 70's. If I were to make a pie chart of her sexyness I would just draw a circle and write RAWR in it with little hearts. If I were to make a pie chart of her in the last few years it would be about 65% plastic and silicone. The rest would be fake tanner.

Our next contestant is Thriller Era Michael Jackson. I know, I know - he got creepy in his old age - but young Jacko was a pimp. Look at that kid, he's all, "Yeah girl I'm totally going teen wolf in this music video and you still want to get all freaky. Suckit Michael J. Fox. I might even let when of those zombies join in."

And just think ladies - if you are good you can make him scream for his Mommy. If you are REALLY good you can make him scream for his Momma see momma saw mom-ma coo sa. You little tomcat, you. You just better hope he has more than the Jackson 5.

If you are new to WyW these are the rules - I reanimate two celebrities and you tell me if you would like to roll in their grave or if you think they would just lay there.

And remember - these two may have passed away - but your herpes will live forever.

Farrah Fawcett

Michael Jackson

19 comments:

bakingwithplath said...

MJ in his Thriller days? No contest. I don't know how I feel about just choosing Michael Jackson to sleep with but hey, the dude had moves.

Stephanique1 said...

I used to make out with my fold out MJ Thriller album. nuff said.

Matt said...

eh?

why not.

TheGuy said...

yes on both. FF, if nothing else just so I can tell everyone about it. and since you didnt specify my age, I'm going to assume that I regress with MJ, putting me at little boy age when he was in his pimp days. I guess my point is that I probably wouldn't have much of a choice in the matter.

Marie said...

Yeah, as much as I liked MJ's music I'm doing to have to say a definite NO.

Gilahi said...

Did you hear about the archaeologist whose specialty was ancent Egyptian plumbing? In college he was a Pharaoh Faucet Major.

Maxie said...

I'll pass. Unless I get money.

Christina_the_wench said...

Some things just need to be left to the necrophilias. I'll pass on both counts.

justjp said...

Damn, you are ill son. Oh well. I would Farah her Faucet! Lame. I am taking my toys and going home.

LBluca77 said...

I would for sure sleep with Farrah. hello, she was an Angel!

Kellie said...

Thriller Michael!?!?! Hells to tha yes! I had such a crush on him back then. His moves totally entranced me.

And Farrah, she still had it going on. Heck she was like 62 or something like that and she looked great!

Mike said...

I've seen your picture Narm. It's rigor.

And Gilahi SCORES!!!!

Wv: motion - None on either picture.

moooooog35 said...

I would let Farrah tap my faucet.

See what I did there?

zwinggi said...

i think i'd be too old for michael to even consider me, and farrah looks too much like robert plant. i think i'd have to go with billy mays... i could finally use my awesome auger, though six feet is a long way down for what amounts to a hand-drill with an auger attachment.

Andhari said...

Geez Farah IS Hot. Yeah, maybe Farah. MJ is too much of a legend I cant even think to touch him.

Angela said...

Um NO.

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LiLu said...

MJ. But he has to sing while we do it.

"HEE hee hee!"

Ashley said...

Nope. Never. Not even for money (Maxie).