Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?
That's right it's time to quit searching for a heart beat and start searching for love on - Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Dead Sexy Edition.
Quick note before we get started, unlike R Kelly, these selections are age specific. So don't jump to conclusions until you have taken that into consideration. (This is the same thing I tell the cops when I sit outside of the junior high cheerleading practice.)
Our first contestant is Farrah Fawcett in her older years. A lot of people still thought she was dead sexy...er...not DEAD sexy...you know what I mean...oh boy. This is awkward.
Farrah Fawcett was 100% sexy in the 70's. If I were to make a pie chart of her sexyness I would just draw a circle and write RAWR in it with little hearts. If I were to make a pie chart of her in the last few years it would be about 65% plastic and silicone. The rest would be fake tanner.
Our next contestant is Thriller Era Michael Jackson. I know, I know - he got creepy in his old age - but young Jacko was a pimp. Look at that kid, he's all, "Yeah girl I'm totally going teen wolf in this music video and you still want to get all freaky. Suckit Michael J. Fox. I might even let when of those zombies join in."
And just think ladies - if you are good you can make him scream for his Mommy. If you are REALLY good you can make him scream for his Momma see momma saw mom-ma coo sa. You little tomcat, you. You just better hope he has more than the Jackson 5.
If you are new to WyW these are the rules - I reanimate two celebrities and you tell me if you would like to roll in their grave or if you think they would just lay there.
And remember - these two may have passed away - but your herpes will live forever.