Monday, July 27, 2009

Bag Lady

Girl, pointing at her boyfriend's crotch in line at the grocery - "That thing better have a big bag of boners ready for me tonight."

I had three different topics to write about today - then I heard that magical line yesterday.

True love is alive people, you just need to decide paper or plastic.

25 comments:

Maxie said...

A bag of boners? That doesn't sound like a positive things to me.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

some girls just want to f*ck.

Lemmonex said...

Bag of boners sounds kinda messy.

Angela said...

sounds like she's the one calling the shots.

Marie said...

I need to listen in more on people's conversations while standing in line at the grocery store.

Ashley said...

um...wow.

Allison M. said...

Oh no. where were YOU shopping?

longredcape said...

I want to be her friend.

moooooog35 said...

Big Bag of Boners?

Best. Rock Band Name. Ever.

Taylor said...

Did you burst out laughing? Because I would have. And then she probably would've been embarassed. Which would have made it funnier.

bakingwithplath said...

Thank you for giving me a new line to use this weekend.

Christina_the_wench said...

What would one do with a bag of them? Doesn't it take just one to get the job done? Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.....

Matt said...

Yeah, I'm with Christina the wench... why would she need a whole bag?

thats just greedy.

Andhari said...

Big bag of Boners. I wonder if the guys are turned on hearing that or disgusted :P

Mel said...

I REALLY need to watch what I say in public...

Mike said...

Someone needs to turn that into a C&W song.

AMANDA said...

That's priceless. Bag of Boners, say that 10 times fast.

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Idea #527 said...

Ummm. . . was she 17?? I can't imagine an adult saying that!! Or at least someone in the working world say that!

She could have said something a little more incogneto like "I hope you have enough quarters to do laundry all night long" or something along those lines!!

Kellie said...

That is awesome. I am totally using that line on the hubs tonight. :)

lacochran said...

Please forward three topics. I can always use fresh material.

LiLu said...

@Angela- the money shots, at least...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mel said...

Why is it plural? Shouldn't it just be ONE boner? I'm confused...

justjp said...

Could you imagine having multiple boners. You would be the most popular kid on your block

LBluca77 said...

Was the bag of boners 15 items or less? Cause then they can use the express line.