Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bad Hair Day

I have nothing to write about today so I thought I would pose the following question -

While sitting at an Indians game the other day, I found this specimen. (Cut me some slack - the Indians suck and I had to amuse myself). Of course a lengthy discussion ensued about what exact type of haircut this kid was sporting. I was on Team Mullet but definitely saw that Team Rat Tail had a strong case.

Thoughts?


26 comments:

Matt said...

I think it's rat tail.

or possibly a baby mullet.

Hammen said...

Rat tail, no question.

Organic Meatbag said...

I see it as the makings of a baby rat tail...

BC said...

He's currently in what is known as the "in between stage", when you can't get your hair to do what you want and anything you do to it just doesn't look right. (many women experience this when growing out their bangs and hair) This handsome young gentleman is in between a baby mullet and a rat tail. Either way it's fabulous!! All I can hope for is that if it does turn into a full on rat tail he braids it!

JustinS said...

Looks like a new species. More like a beaver tail.

Ben said...

Poorly executed rat tail.

But then again, aren't they all?

Marie said...

Rat tail and no not awesome.

Ashley said...

I voted for rat tail. But I definitely think it's plural. Rat TailS.

Chris said...

I went with "awesome" simply because if that guy has the guts to be out in public looking like that, he must be way cooler than anyone realizes.

Lana said...

whatever you do call it, i have to say that at least it's the hair on his head growing longer as opposed to out of control neck hair.

Angela said...

I'm on Team Rat Tail for this one.... The rest of his hair needs to be longer if it wants to be a mullet.

rs27 said...

I'm going with Team Didn't Have Enough Money to Finish Getting a Haircut.

Christina_the_wench said...

I vote for "we need to get you a new hobby" for the poll. You're deciding on another man's hair style. Aren't you a wee bit concerned for your masculinity? No?

LiLu said...

How the hell does anyone not vote for awesome???

bakingwithplath said...

I believe that hairstyle is commonly referred to as "sexy".

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

Ditto BC-- I'm pretty sure I am sporting this exact style at the moment. Someone at work actually offered to bring in a pair of shears and cut my hair at my desk just to make the madness stop. Growing out your hair is a biiiiitch.

lacochran said...

Nasty... yet I can not look away...

Stephanique1 said...

Whatever it is, is something pretty special.

Zan said...

I voted for "rat-tail", but it's more like a mini-mullet.

Mike said...

Narm, did you touch the tail?

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

i think it's a baby mullet just looking to grow up one day.

but, it's also awesome.

TheGuy said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the two are not mutually exclusive. The Rat Tail (Rattus Talia) is part of the Mullet (Muleta) family. Much like the long and short tailed Femullets. What you have here is a new species of Mullet, likely still part of the Rattus genus. Perhaps we can call it the Rattus Polus-talia, or Multi-Rat Tail.

Jez said...

I didn't see the option for "Lost a Bet". Did you forget it? That haircut is about as embarrasing as showing a hickey off at a college cafe.

BrazenBareToe said...

That's yuck is what that is. Like a mullet gone bad.

Jovan said...

are you serious?!?
this is me!!! dnt belive me? the indians lost that game to the red sox
why didnt you just ask?
this haircut i am sporting is definetly a rat-tail, its just not flat ironed, so all the hair is going all over the place

Anonymous said...

hahahahah! wow Jovy! i like ur rat tail! lol