I once had a female friend come up and ask the following -
"Hey, my friend and I were arguing over whether ______ is well endowed. Is he?"
You will never see a man stumble over his words and get more flustered than if you ask him about the endowment of some random acquaintance. Our brains shut down - a thousand things run through our mind - mostly surrounding the fact that you must assume we are gay. Is our shirt gay? Did we say something? Does this mean you and I aren't going to make out later?
So after asking for further clarification, she said, "Well, ya know, you look when you are in the bathroom, right?"
Do girls really think that guys take a quick peek over at their neighbor at the urinals?
"Nice one ya got there."
"Oh this little thing? It's nothing. Thanks, man."
THAT NEVER HAPPENS EVER.
There is no quicker way to get in a fight than to take a peak at a guy's manhood in the bathroom.
Let me put it this way, Ladies - you know when you get in an elevator and it is just you and someone else that you don't know? You stare at the wall or at the buttons or anywhere in the entire elevator that isn't them. You pretend that their entire existance is like visual acid that will burn your eyeballs out of your head. Like you will turn to stone if you make eye contact - like you just happened to step on an elevator with Medusa.
For dudes, other dude's privates are exactly like Medusa.
I mean the guy will turn to stone...not his privates.
Oh hell, he was average, ok?