Thursday, July 9, 2009

MisNarmer

Wow that title was a horrible attempt at word play with "misnomer". Not even close. Swing and a miss. If you need me I'll be over there digging a grave in which to bury that joke.

Speaking of swinging and missing - where do celebrities come off with these nicknames?


Sean "P Diddy" Combs.

Or Puffy, or now just Diddy. It should be Sean "I Have No Rapping or Acting Talent But I Pretend Like I Am Cool By Spending Money I Made Off Of Biggie, R.I.P." Combs.


Jennifer "J.Lo" Lopez

It is so embarrassing to watch Jennifer Lopez try to act like she is from the street. It is like watching American Idol and they have huge mega stars come out and try to sound excited about the versions of their songs these snot-nosed kids are singing. Listen - we appreciate the effort but you might pull something trying to fake smile that hard.


John "Cougar" Mellencamp.

Really?

The guy from "Little Pink Houses" is supposed to frighten me like a cougar?

That is like Bryan Adams giving himself the nickname "Velociraptor".


Where do celebrities get off giving THEMSELVES nicknames? Just a bunch of egomaniacs - think they can just make up anything and have everyone start using it as their name. Just use your name like everyone else! You aren't special.

Signed -
Narm

That's N A R M.

Narm.

Rhymes with arm.

Don't you dare get it wrong.

I'm from the street.

16 comments:

TheGuy said...

'MisNarmer' sounds like it should be referring to the girl version of you.

--Tough Guy

Taylor said...

I agree with TheGuy, I thought this post was going to be about the lady friend.

Marie said...

What Taylor said, I thought this post was about your lady friend.

So your name is Arm you said?

bakingwithplath said...

You mean I shouldn't go around referring to myself as "The Puma" anymore? Fuck.

Christina_the_wench said...

That back country road off of Route 30 doesn't count as 'street', Narm.

Ashley said...

I thought MisNarmer was a lead in to you popping the question...haha.

cavy said...

ditto the TheGuy. narmer is also the name of a sub sandwich at erberts & gerberts.

Matt said...

Yeah. I thought you may have popped the question as well.

misnarmer was awful.

Angela said...

Mine's Angela "H Money" Hiteshew. I'm as street as they come!

justjp said...

I hear Narm is from the wrong side of the tracks and goes by the alias "capt'n shank a ho."

Andhari said...

My stage name is Ndeesaster. In my defense, I didn't even make that name. They call mr do. Spare me?:D

rs27 said...

I thought Cougar was his real name.

Hold on, going to change my name officially.

Fizzgig said...

i always wanted a nickname. the ones i get are so *generic. i tried to adopt the nickname del monte in grade school.

it'd have been so fly.

(*unless you count the cute ones the manfriend gave me. those dont count. )

BrazenBareToe said...

Like the Master P Nut in the Snickers commercial?

moooooog35 said...

John Mellencamp is a hot, older woman?!?!?

Lana said...

i always wanted a good nickname! i only got llama or anal (name spelled backwards) and neither by choice.