Wow that title was a horrible attempt at word play with "misnomer". Not even close. Swing and a miss. If you need me I'll be over there digging a grave in which to bury that joke.
Speaking of swinging and missing - where do celebrities come off with these nicknames?
Sean "P Diddy" Combs.
Or Puffy, or now just Diddy. It should be Sean "I Have No Rapping or Acting Talent But I Pretend Like I Am Cool By Spending Money I Made Off Of Biggie, R.I.P." Combs.
Jennifer "J.Lo" Lopez
It is so embarrassing to watch Jennifer Lopez try to act like she is from the street. It is like watching American Idol and they have huge mega stars come out and try to sound excited about the versions of their songs these snot-nosed kids are singing. Listen - we appreciate the effort but you might pull something trying to fake smile that hard.
John "Cougar" Mellencamp.
The guy from "Little Pink Houses" is supposed to frighten me like a cougar?
That is like Bryan Adams giving himself the nickname "Velociraptor".
Where do celebrities get off giving THEMSELVES nicknames? Just a bunch of egomaniacs - think they can just make up anything and have everyone start using it as their name. Just use your name like everyone else! You aren't special.
That's N A R M.
Rhymes with arm.
Don't you dare get it wrong.
I'm from the street.