Sunday, May 18, 2008

Ways To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

Walk into Babies'R'Us with your very unpregnant girlfriend to buy a gift for a baby shower and while in line rub her belly, look deep into her eyes and say, "I'm just so excited to be a family."

I learned my lesson - never make jokes like that without a head start and possession of the car keys.

8 comments:

surviving myself said...

Yeah, I've learned it's always best to make fun of your girlfriend when you have the getaway already mapped out.

Allison M. said...

When we were looking at apartments, the BF decided to bang on the walls and decide if they were secure enough to hang the swing and other sexually deviant products.

The leasing chick just looked at us. Poor girl.

Allie-gator said...

HA! I like you girlfriend! Smart Chica you got there! Girls should never give up the car keys.

deutlich said...

am laughing.

a lot.

BloggingJason said...

Is this why we're playing Mario Kart this week?

Bogart in P Towne said...

Ouch...bet that one was painful

Emma said...

Hilarious.

Narm said...

Surviving Myself - or a death wish. Totally worth it, though.

Allison M - HA! Why do guys love to be embarrassing? There is nothing I love more than making an entire room feel awkward.

Allie-Gator - she's definitely way smarter than me - thats not saying much - but still

Deutlich - glad someone appreciates it!

BloggingJason - ...

Bogart in P Towne - it hurt so good

Emma - tell her that