Friday, May 2, 2008

Lowbrow


Have you ever thought you had a group of friends that you considered pretty close and would be there for you if you really needed them?

This morning I looked in the mirror and noticed I was in the late stages of a mean unibrow.

Where were you on that one, assholes?

8 comments:

Rachel said...

Probably in their own homes, laughing at your unibrow.

Alexa said...

probably the same place there were when you had a mustache.

i kid i kid.

Emma said...

You have some shitty friends.

The Big Perkowski said...

I thought you were eyebrowing instead of bearding. my bad.

Amy G said...

Those batshit crazy chicks in that commune in Texas sport the unibrow too. You are NOT one of them.

Narm said...

Rachel - if so this is the most elaborate prank ever - and I have to admit I'm impressed.

Alexa - chicks dig the stache and you know it. It isn't weird or creepy at all.

Emma - tell me about it.

Perk - I love verbing words.

Amy G - can you imagine if I had kids with a girl who ALSO sported the unibrow? I can - and it would be sexy.

Allie-gator said...

Wow, I agree with Emma!

I totally would have told you. All my guy friends are perfectly primped....thanks to my honesty!

Allison M. said...

My friend does eyebrows. I can give you her number.