Friday, May 2, 2008

Lowbrow


Have you ever thought you had a group of friends that you considered pretty close and would be there for you if you really needed them?

This morning I looked in the mirror and noticed I was in the late stages of a mean unibrow.

Where were you on that one, assholes?

8 comments:

Rachel said...

Probably in their own homes, laughing at your unibrow.

Alexa said...

probably the same place there were when you had a mustache.

i kid i kid.

Emma said...

You have some shitty friends.

The Big Perkowski said...

I thought you were eyebrowing instead of bearding. my bad.

Anonymous said...

Those batshit crazy chicks in that commune in Texas sport the unibrow too. You are NOT one of them.

Narm said...

Rachel - if so this is the most elaborate prank ever - and I have to admit I'm impressed.

Alexa - chicks dig the stache and you know it. It isn't weird or creepy at all.

Emma - tell me about it.

Perk - I love verbing words.

Amy G - can you imagine if I had kids with a girl who ALSO sported the unibrow? I can - and it would be sexy.

Allie-gator said...

Wow, I agree with Emma!

I totally would have told you. All my guy friends are perfectly primped....thanks to my honesty!

Allison M. said...

My friend does eyebrows. I can give you her number.